>>2954331THIS HERE'S A STORY BOUT A 'TEEN ON THE INTERTUBES
ONE YOUNG CHUD WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO
THEN SHITPOST ON THE SHARTY, GET HIGH, AND TROLL THE TROONS
AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE DECIDED TO CUT LOOSE
HE HEADED DOWN TO A CHURCH OF THE RAINBOWS
THAT'S WHERE HE RAN INTO A GREAT BIG LOLCOW
THE CHUD TRESPASSED, CUT THE LINE ON THE FLAGPOLE
THAT CHUD, HE TOOK THE FAGFLAG AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
HOO HOO HOO!
THOSE TROONS, OH HOW THEY COULD NOT TAKE IT
THE WILL OF THE SHARTY? THEY WOULD TRY TO BREAK IT
41% OF THEM WILL NOT MAKE IT
CHUD TOOK ANOTHER FAGFLAG AND RUN
THE TROONS TRIED THEIR HARDEST TO BAIT OUT EVIDENCE
SO THEY COULD SEND IT TO THE FBI WHERE THEIR FRIENDS IS
FOR THIS THE SHARTY HAD NO MORE PATIENCE
THAT CHUD TOOK ANOTHER FLAG AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
HOO HOO HOO!
THE TROONS TRIED TO TWIST AROUND THE TRUTH OF THE POSTS
DELIBERATELY MISINTERPRET AND SELECTIVELY QUOTE
WHEN THEY FAILED, SEVERAL OF THEM DIED OF STROKES
WHILE THE CHUD TOOK ANOTHER FLAG AND RUN
THE TROONS WANTED THE OP TO SELF-INCRIMINATE
MOVED THE GOALPOSTS AROUND AND POSTED ALL SORTS OF BAIT
THE BAIT THE SHARTY WOULD NOT TAKE
WHILE THE CHUD TOOK ANOTHER FLAG AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
HOO HOO HOO!
THE TROONS CALLED UP SOME WITCHES IN THE DARK ARTS
THEY WOULD TRY TO CAST A SHADOW OVER THESE PARTS
TURNS OUT MAGICK IS NO WALK IN THE PARK
THAT CHUD TOOK ANOTHER FLAG AND RUN
THE GLOWTROONS, WELL, THEY TOOK TOO MANY MEDS
SPIKED THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE, MANY ENDED UP DEAD
41% OF THEM IT IS SAID
THAT CHUD TOOK ANOTHER FLAG AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
HOO HOO HOO!
MIKE CHIPWOOD IS A SHERIFF DOWN IN FLORIDA
YOU KNOW HE GOT THE FBI TO SEND THE SHARTY A SUBPOENA
HE AIN'T GONNA LET THAT CHUD ESCAPE JUSTICE
HE MAKES HIS LIVING OFF OF THE PEOPLE'S TAXES
THAT CHUD, WHOA WHOA, HE SLIPPED AWAY
STOLE TWELVE MORE FLAGS THE VERY NEXT DAY
CHUD GOT THE FLAGS HEY, YEAH HE GOT AWAY
HE HEADED DOWN SOUTH AND HE'S STILL RUNNIN TODAY
SINGIN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
GO CHUD, TAKE THE FAGFLAGS AND RUN
HOO HOO HOO!
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