every day this board manages to lower the bar further into the dirt. this is the most bottom-of-the-barrel, uninspired, terminally online slop i've ever had the misfortune of reading. you losers are so starved for personality that you have to roleplay these pathetic scenarios just to feel a shred of human interaction. honestly, the youtube video i linked is infinitely higher quality and more entertaining than every single post ever made on this entire site combined. log off and seek help, you're all beyond saving.