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Why Soytan would be the best wife

Chud No.18898186 View View Original Report
Quoted By: >>18898300
>She drinks Soylent, meaning she has no testosterone and is very feminine. She could cook/clean while I'm at work
>She's canonically babyjaks babysitter, so she has experience with kids and would be a good nurturing mother
>She likes Nintendo, we could bond over vidya games
>She's half Japanese so she likey has a tight vaginal canal for optimal love-making
>Since she's a bit of a weirdo she'd likely stay loyal knowing she has little chance with other guys
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