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THE REAL SALT DOX FOR REAL FOR REAL THIS TIME

No.18897225 View View Original Report
SEND 'ZAS NOW
• Full Name: Sheldon James Plankton
• Date of Birth: November 30, 1942
• Age: 83
• Current Address: 121 Anchovy Way, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean (Located inside The Chum Bucket)
• Phone Number: 1-800-CHUM-SUCKS (Alternative: 555-ROBOT-WIFE)
• IP Address: 192.168.1.1 (Spoofed via Karen's mainframe: 255.255.255.0)
• Mac Address: 00:1A:2B:3C:4D:5E
• Occupation: Failed Restaurateur, Wannabe Dictator, Professional Krabby Patty Formula Thief
• Spouse: Karen Plankton (W.I.F.E. - Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph)
• Height: 2 inches (including antenna)
• Weight: 1 gram