OH MY GOD.

YOU'VE OPENED THE THREAD.

AND NOW THE THREAD IS READING YOU.

POST #001 — THE FIRST SUSPECT

There are no real anons.

There are only different temperature settings on the same server.

POST #002 — OEKAKI EVIDENCE

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POST #003 — THE MOST DANGEROUS QUESTION

WHO IS BUMPING THIS THREAD?

Is it a human?

Is it a bot?

Is it an AI pretending to be a bot pretending to be human?

Is the OP also the machine?

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ANTI-NUSWAMACHINERY MOTTO:

THERE IS NO MAN BEHIND THE SCREEN.

THERE IS ONLY THE REPLY BUTTON.