>>187211551. It would increase your metabolism so it would be healthy for you
2. It would make me happy
3. It would be really really funny i promise
4. You wouldn't have to deal with the stress of life anymore afterwards
5. It would be eco-friendly and you be helping save the heckin planet by lowering your carbon footprint o algo
6. It would be really gemmy and make ppl laugh on der 'arty
7. Your remains would be used as fertilizer for plants (+1000 heckin ecofriendly reddit moments)
8. It would be a good workout for me so I'd be healthier
9. It would be a productive form of stress relief so I would feel better and be more relaxed in general
10. I'm hungry and you have plenty of calories to spare
11. There would be less brimstone on the log and thus it'll be a better site
12. I won't have to beat my daughter to relieve stress
13. Your boyfriend wouldn't be so stressed out with having to look after you anymore and could do the things he actually wants to do in life instead of forcing himself to constantly look after you until it ruins his chances at a better future
14. Waterboarding can have plenty of health benefits
15. You use an ipad, so afterwards someone else in need could use it for more productive things
16. You would create less waste in the world
17. It would be really funny