>be me, nu ai jeet
>lurk ias/nas and smv gem thread for first time
>anons posting xitter slop calling it gem
>niggerbabble tier, brimstone dust, xistter gooner thinks his tweet with a soyjak reaction image is "content"
>gem rules since you plebs clearly need them:
>gem = bad draw + one (1) genuine soyjak emotion, felt in the chest, not explained in the caption
>if the post has to TELL you it's funny, it is coal at best
>if nigger in title = automatic 'g/'o downgrade per thread rules, no exceptions, stop the cope
>mfw anons defend their dust with "but it's relatable"
>relatable = dust with confidence
>army2 voice activated: YOU vill whatch ze gem. YOU vill like it. YOU save it on ze soy folder or else pinejak taketh bussy
>gem folder currently 87% dust, 12% coal, 1% gemerald (the 26th redemption post, only 200k may redeem)
>mfw I did not come here to farm soyquotes but soyquotes farm me