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Chud Sun 09 Aug 2026 05:11:46 No.3476 View View Original Report

nu admin can you see this?

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Chud Tue 04 Aug 2026 21:43:04 No.3473 View View Original Report

Sneed

Chud Tue 04 Aug 2026 21:45:43 No.3474 Report

The time the Soviet Union had to officially declare that Vladimir Lenin was NOT
a mushroom 🍄🚫

Year: May 1991. The Soviet Union is in its final months, and state television
airs a late-night interview program called Fifth Wheel.

A musician named Sergey Kuryokhin sits down with a completely straight face and
delivers a "groundbreaking historical revelation" backed by fake scientific
diagrams and pseudoscientific jargon.

His claim? Vladimir Lenin consumed so many wild hallucinogenic mushrooms that
his nervous system was entirely replaced by fungal mycelium, transforming him
into a literal mushroom.

He argued with total conviction that:

1. The 1917 Bolshevik Revolution was actually controlled by fungal networks.
2. Lenin was no longer human—he was a conscious toadstool.
3. The shape of an armored car resembles the cap of a Psilocybe mushroom,
proving Lenin was subliminally communicating his fungal identity to the
masses.

The Reaction: Because Soviet citizens were used to believing everything
broadcast on state television, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.

Panic set in. People were calling local party offices in tears asking if the
founder of the Soviet Union was an edible fungus.

It got so bad that a delegation of Bolshevik party veterans marched into the
Leningrad Regional Committee demanding answers.

The head of the Ideological Department of the Regional Party Committee had to
issue a 100% real, official public statement:

"Lenin could not have been a mushroom because a mammal cannot be a fungus."

Imagine having an empire so bureaucratically cooked that government officials
have to clarify on national television that the father of the nation was not a
portobello.

Absolute peak surrealism. 10/10 no notes. 🍄👑📉

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Chud Fri 10 Jul 2026 07:20:36 No.3443 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>3456

Kink Exploration Thread

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Chud Sat 11 Apr 2026 23:39:44 No.3057 View View Original Report

kek, its kimurason!

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Chud Thu 28 May 2026 15:34:53 No.3219 Report

Quoted By: >>3224

kek, its kimurason!

Chud Sun 07 Jun 2026 14:39:28 No.3224 Report

>>3219
u still here?

Chud Thu 11 Jun 2026 15:51:52 No.3228 Report

not FUCKING funny

Chud Thu 11 Jun 2026 15:52:16 No.3229 Report

OH AND SAGE

Chud Sun 26 Jul 2026 12:26:13 No.3465 Report

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Froot's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-oot", rhyming with "Froot". So, when Froot owned the shop, it would have been called "Froot's Foot and Soot"

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Chud Sat 25 Jul 2026 15:08:44 No.3460 View View Original Report

cob on da log

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Chud Wed 22 Jul 2026 06:04:20 No.3453 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>3455

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Chud Wed 18 Mar 2026 05:42:32 No.3014 View View Original Report

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Chud Sun 01 Mar 2026 07:44:01 No.2951 View View Original Report

Posting gigachads on a dead board

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Chud Sun 12 Jul 2026 21:43:39 No.3446 View View Original Report

sneed

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Chud Sat 11 Jul 2026 05:41:38 No.3444 View View Original Report

This is the only good board
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