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No.27506 View View Original Report
>FTP
<anything else

No.27154 View View Original Report
guys am i being hacked? my browser is lagging really badly

Post your desktops 'ere

No.27346 View View Original Report
I'll start
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What if we modded Don't Starve into Sharty Kultur?

No.27474 View View Original Report
What if created a modded Don't Starve and we added 'jaks as characters, like:

>Cobson, as speciality, he's got a personal black bvll (a nigger pet that can do stuff for you)

>Chud, as speciality, can do something related to nazism or something

They would also have different quotes, Cobson would quote bibisea related stuff, chuddy would quote extremist stuff "Total nigger death", "I think xhe acked xherself! (Quoting about a skeleton)", "1488", "Millions must die (attacking), "Oh my Hitler (surprised)"

Cobson "hard and dark, like an african" (collecting a dark wooded tree)

Each character could have an infinite amount of reactions doe

No.27095 View View Original Report
hcaptcha is literally the worst captcha to ever exist

No.27429 View View Original Report
What laptops are good nowadays? Something with good build quality that just werks.

inb4
>old shitpads
No.
>macbooks
This would seem like the best option, but I need to build AOSP, and that's not possible on ARM. The only option would be to emulate an x86 machine, meaning the performance would most likely be abysmal.

Soyak unrelated.
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No.27412 View View Original Report
dvtm or tmux
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the 'iljak theorem (infinite soyjak theorem)

No.27445 View View Original Report
i recently read iljak and realized that its true and false. & that technically, ze current IAS system is unstable.
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why? well heres a good 'ol trvke
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lets say that everybody was making a soyjak at the average /soy/ pph. (13,000) And keep the pph constant.

alright, now. If everybody was making about 13000 jak's per hour. it would take a bit, but the rules of IAS will start to collapse on itself.

this may seem like schizo bullshit, but imagine what someone in 2019 would say about troonjaks before they were invented in 2020. imagine what someone in 2020 would say about an euromutt.

see. the rules of IAS bend constantly. pushing what is considered a “soyjak” and what is considered NAS. so if everyone were to post 13000 soyjaks per hour. new variants would swiftly emerge. the concept of what is NAS will also break.

however, this effect can’t be achieved to the point that EVERYTHING is IAS due to one factor.

Everything.

hell, remember poopjaking? jakking can be physical as well. you could make a poopjak the size of the observable universe and it would be considered IAS. you could print a soyjak into the smallest possible unit of measurement (Planck length) and go smaller and soyjaks can potentially break the universe…

but yet. the concept of EVERYTHING being IAS. will never be achieved. because “everything” is infinite.
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so iljak is both correct and incorrect at the same time, correct if you consider the laws of physics to apply. incorrect if you consider that soyjaks can break the universe.
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thank you for reading soyentists

No.26596 View View Original Report
>Do NOT name your variables "Nigger" or "Kike" in your future handins!
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