In this thread I'll tell you what you should NEVER do under ANY circumstances...
Do NOT steal old used clothes you have never worn before somewhere
Do NOT print out a slightly-bigger-than-human-face trollface and glue it onto a transparent plastic sheet
Do NOT proceed to cut it out and leave holes before gluing it on for the eyes while still having transparent plastic to protect your face from pepper spray
Do NOT find/buy/steal metallic party balloons
Do NOT fill them with helium or hydrogen
Do NOT put on those clothes and that trollface mask along with (cotton) gloves
Do NOT tie a long string to the balloon
Do NOT find a power grid at night and walk up to it, cutting the fence with bolt cutters if needed
Do NOT measure how high up the un-insulated are
Do NOT tie the other end of the string to something directly below the wires
Do NOT take the balloon and walk away with it
Do NOT let go of the balloon so it hits the wires after some time
Do NOT run away undetected without leaving fingerprints or DNA
Do NOT burn the gloves, clothes, and mask
Do NOT repeat this
I REPEAT, DO NOT become the kind of guy who becomes really good at blowing up power grids while never getting caught, this is illegal and would prevent Rubenberg&Silberbaum Inc. from broadcasting 8 year old drag-queens on TV to your boomer dad or your kids!