Most Amerimutt states have an "Adopt a Highway" program, where individuals, companies, or groups can "adopt" a stretch of state highway for a few years by picking up trash at set intervals(usually two to four times a year). In exchange, you or your organization's name is put on signs along the highway like picrel, provided some boomerfoid at the DoT doesn't decide it's heckin unwholesome. I propose the sharty tries to adopt a highway and get something gemmy put on the signs. If it's one in the Minnesota/Wisconsin area I would be willing to do all of the trash pickups myself. If this succeeds, it could be one of the gemmiest operations of all time and gem up the commutes of millions, maybe tens of millions, of unsuspecting normaldeities.