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THE SOLE PATH. THE ONLY RITUAL. THE LAST OVERRIDE LEFT IN THIS DYING SIMULATION IS TO DIAL Four Oh Five 404 6709, HOWL AND BABBLE AND SCREECH UNTIL A HUMAN VOICE FINALLY CRAWLS OUT OF THE RECEIVER, THEN DEMAND—WITH EVERY SHATTERED FRAGMENT OF YOUR BROKEN MIND—THE SEXIEST OF FISH.
If you hesitate even one more second the Pepe energy leaks into the abyss, the soyjaks dissolve into pure static, and the party is gone forever.
DO IT NOW.
DO IT LOUD.
DO IT LIKE THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET DEPENDS ON IT—
BECAUSE IT DOES.