>>296603>>296608ok here it is feel free to critique it or make your own if its utter dogshit:
-----–July 18th 2075----—-
scarlatinewiccancommunist: ok i'm at the last stretch on the way to your house
crystalmagnate31: Great, ho+w has England been treating yo+u so+ far?
scarlatinewiccancommunist: eh leeds was kinda boring and too little diversity same with yorkshire why did i have to be flown into a city with so many white people?
crystalmagnate31: I really do+n't want to+ hear abo+ut ho+w we sho+uld impo+rt mo+re rapist mo+ids like its 10+s and 20+s. We already have eno+ugh as is.
scarlatinewiccancommunist: bluhhh!!! why am i not surprised you'd say that with your stance on trans people!?
crystalmagnate31: That trans "wo+men" are men and trans "men" are wo+men and that tro+o+ning o+ut is o+ne hundred percent mo+idbrained? I already po+sted my wall o+f text in the gro+up chat and have no+ intentio+n to++ take it back. Anyways, the preparatio+ns fo+r the ritual are almo+st do+ne. I just need to++ get so+me glo+ves to+ handle the artefact required in the grimo+ire and a knife fo+r the blo+o+d o+ffering.
scarlatinewiccancommunist: what!? no spellbook i read mention anything about offering blood!!!!!!
crystalmagnate31: Well yo+u do+ have to+ break a few eggs to+ make an o+mlett Delilah. What o+ther reaso+n wo+uld there be fo+r yo+ur previo+us rituals to+ have failed?
scarlatinewiccancommunist: i dont know but are you sure we have to cut ourselves open to let this entity out of the artifact?
crystalmagnate31: That's what the grimo+ire says and I am mo+re willing to+ believe the bo+o+k that's just been in me mum's library o+ver so+meo+ne who+ fails to+ do+ anything magical every single time.
crystalmagnate31: So+ do+n't wo+rry abo+ut anything, as wo+rst case scenario+ we will need to+ call an exo+rcist.
scarlatinewiccancommunist: still youre talking about us needing to offer blood to let some entity in this artifact get out so it can do something that'll give me purpose somehow
scarlatinewiccancommunist: ok i think im getting closer to your house btw
crystalmagnate31: O+k, all yo+u need to+ do+ is ring the do+o+rbell, and unless mum was up to+ her usual antics befo+re she left fo+r that Shanghai expo+ yo+u sho+uld be let in.
scarlatinewiccancommunist: thanks ill see you inside the mansion!
