Hear me out, due to the 'strategic' position of /po/, capturing the board will deal a crippling blow to the moderation team, we only need around 10 'jaker to use their mobile data 3 to 5 times and bang, all the older threads that withstood the ages will be archived in a matter of minutes.
There are also arguiably no /po/ regulars so no one will report the first or second 'jak thread anytime soon, in fact, they will find out only when it's too late.
Give no further information about this potential attack, I, in fact, recommend each one, or platoons of 2-3 /qa/nons to raid it randomly to catch the mods in a disarray.
Remember that violating the 'sacred' postion /po/ holds will force 4cuck mods to never fuck with /qa/ again.