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Chud Fri 18 Sep 2026 23:21:48 No.99111 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>99383

i can't jerk off because my hands are injured

Chud Fri 18 Sep 2026 23:38:37 No.99113 Report

how did you injure them

Chud Sat 19 Sep 2026 01:32:29 No.99121 Report

did you get carp tunnel

Chud Sat 19 Sep 2026 07:34:58 No.99149 Report

Quoted By: >>99275 >>99292

>injuring your hands to practice nevergooning

Chud Sat 19 Sep 2026 15:04:44 No.99275 Report

>>99149
what in the fuck is thaat

Chud Sat 19 Sep 2026 15:20:18 No.99283 Report

Use your feet

Chud Sat 19 Sep 2026 15:51:11 No.99292 Report

>>99149
>And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you

Chud Sat 19 Sep 2026 18:46:13 No.99316 Report

Quoted By: >>99571

I used to jerk off using my thighs because they are really big for no reason

Chud Sun 20 Sep 2026 02:53:58 No.99383 Report

>>99111
you're blessed anon
unironically when i was 12, i knew an upperclassman broke his hand via masturbation

Chud Sun 20 Sep 2026 18:24:09 No.99571 Report

>>99316
i'm going to jerk off with your thighs nigger

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