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Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 03:56:13 No.98574 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>98580 >>98583 >>98586 >>98594 >>98771 >>98943 >>98949

Teens, I'm thinking about signing SVO contract
(Russian side,
Don't actually hate ukr, jusr tired idk)
I am:
>have no constant job
>have no gf ofc, tried, false
>hate my family and wish they all die
>secretly hate all my "friends" here
>don't have anything I'm good at
>thinking about mass 'ing
>watch gore for a laugh.
>don't have anyone I can truly open up to.
>always angry or annoyed
>successfully pretend smiling and act like I’m one of the normies.

I've been sleeping two hours a day for the past two month, skiping university classes.
Thought i can fit into normies, but seems not…
I no wanna just kms…
Maybe war is the way out for me?
A place just right for a psycho like me.
I will most likely be disposed of, but im not much worry about…
What do you think?

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 04:29:40 No.98576 Report

Quoted By: >>98578

you'll just get droned and die like a bitch
you won't die in in a cool shootout
don't bother

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 04:36:33 No.98578 Report

Quoted By: >>98581

>>98576
Sounds funnier than my regular life idk

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 04:41:52 No.98579 Report

Quoted By: >>98581

are you the guy that said you are likely to get a rear line / drone operator position? either way i really dont think you should do it, you never know if they will just lie and send you to the front anyway. russia is also planning a large mobilisation offensive soon which means more bodies into the meat grinder. you should try to find something in life that you actually enjoy and do that instead instead of dying to a drone in some useless nigger war

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 04:44:28 No.98580 Report

>>98574
keyed and honourpilled

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 04:58:30 No.98581 Report

>>98579
tsmt
>>98578
until you actually try it

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 06:01:27 No.98583 Report

>>98574
Don't join up. Why go die in a useless nigger war for very little gain. Become a security guard or something, if youre physically imposing enough become a bouncer and you get to fight drunk people every night.

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 06:19:43 No.98586 Report

>>98574
Unless if your actually Russian, joining the Russian army is a death sentence and not in a good way. You get 2 weeks of training and then your thrown into the meatgrinder head first, your going to get killed while running for your life from a kamikaze drone, if you by some miracle survive you'll be executed.
On the other hand joining the Ukranian Foreign Legion (if your Western) means not only will you be spared from being on the frontline but you'll probably get better training and a generally better chance of living while also suffering through all the "near-death experiences".
Overall if your thinking of joining dont join for 3 years, join for a couple of months.

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 07:04:18 No.98594 Report

>>98574
live until the special military operation is over then reap the spoils of a depleted male population by fucking all the women that are left

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Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 09:38:33 No.98608 Report

Quoted By: >>98810 >>98811

It's op.
Slept for three hours, read the replies, now felt a bit better.
well, i know it's not best idea, like very long way for simple suicide.
Maybe i miss some context:
>I'm Russian, military-service age.
I can join Ukrainian army, but idk, It’s not that I see any difference, Russain army just closer
>At final year of university, wich saving me from mandatory military service.
> have 6 academic deficiencies and no desire to clear them

I can just do nothing and end up in army. still afraid to go there of my own free will, but i know
During mandatory, men are pressured to sign a contract, don't feel like i'm refuse, bcs why am i live? I have no future and hate every nigger around me. Maybe gf could save me, but they don't want.

Just want something in my life to change, feel like I might end up as a shizo throwing Molotovs at random cars if things stay the way they are.

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 10:09:56 No.98609 Report

Quoted By: >>98611

You sound like an insufferable edgelord cunt. Watching gore for laughs is only acceptable if its nigger gore. Im still choosing to believe this is bait or some kind of mental retardation though

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 10:22:12 No.98611 Report

>>98609
Shut the fuck up you last man cattle

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 10:24:31 No.98614 Report

Quoted By: >>98616 >>98672

Why not try and fight in Africa instead? There is good money in that, and you can actually kill people who deserve it. There are a bunch of PMCs. You could try the Africa corps if you still want to fight for Russia. They need the help.

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 10:35:38 No.98616 Report

Quoted By: >>98619

>>98614
Wow
Sounds like very good idea, i checked pmc Vagner, thought they had been disbanded, but seems no, but i'm 21, They only hire from 22.
I can wait a bit, and, why not?

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 11:02:12 No.98619 Report

Quoted By: >>98672

>>98616
Bear in mind, you probably will not get to choose where you go. So, you may well end up in Mali, which is an utter shit show. THOUGH, I guess that is what you want.

Chud Tue 15 Sep 2026 23:13:12 No.98672 Report

Quoted By: >>98677

>>98614
>>98619
again they might lie and send him to ukraine, but who knows. if he does get deployed to africa he should save a bullet for himself in case shit really hits the fan unless he wants to end up getting beheaded and have the video spammed on here

Chud Wed 16 Sep 2026 00:07:42 No.98677 Report

>>98672
True if he goes Africa Corp. As he said doe, he could always try and join Pavel Prigozhin's wagner/drug empire.

Honestly it sounds like he would not mind that happening.

Chud Wed 16 Sep 2026 00:11:54 No.98678 Report

You are the Jonkler OP. Embrace it.

Chud Wed 16 Sep 2026 19:56:12 No.98771 Report

>>98574
war is miserable bro

Chud Wed 16 Sep 2026 20:38:51 No.98810 Report

>>98608
well what do you enjoy doing
maybe u could learn a trade

Chud Wed 16 Sep 2026 20:39:41 No.98811 Report

>>98608
what do u study

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Chud Thu 17 Sep 2026 08:33:19 No.98943 Report

>>98574
120 years ago people were excited to go to war, genuinely excited, and everyone said they were great adventures, until World War 1 came and people came home with the special silence that comes after finding it was all a lie and watching your friends get blown up in a field
In world war 2 there was a real tangible threat, people previously didn't want any more wars but they also didn't need any explanation for why they had to fight, hence they are the Greatest generation
Now wars have no purpose. "And they used to arrive to camp already broken"
Especially if you lack purpose after seriously trying to find one, and don't mind dying, you do what you want. If you survive, nobody really cares, it's just a job with shit pay for lesser rights and harder work. You worked for somebody else's strategy, somebody else's profit
If you think you want to go and kill people, just go and find God, because there are far too many people in the world to make any meaningful difference alone for whatever you want to happen
but anyways that's just a thought

Chud Thu 17 Sep 2026 10:35:36 No.98949 Report

>>98574
go for it, you'll be in the rear and i doubt you'll see much combat. I dont think theyre sending young russians to the frontlines

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