Why did my parents have to make me? I am composed of two completely different ethnicities from across the world and do not have a connection to either of them. I have two stupid foreign sounding last names that are not related in any way and an odd first name that ironically enough has Celtic/Germanic origins. I am basically human slop, a little bit of spic, a little bit of Jew, a little European and some sub-Saharan African too. Nothing about my existence makes sense.