disclaimer: yeah i fucking know im a fakecel. i know how much incels despise larping retards who have a gf and still bitch about their miserable lives. im not here to fucking brag about having a gf or rub it in anyone’s face. im not claiming to be an incel anymore either. im just a pornbrained, terminally online sack of shit who somehow managed to get a gf without fixing a single fucking thing about himself.

with that being said, i genuinely thought getting a pretty gf would fix my life, but im literally the same pathetic loser except now i have a gf.i still rot on social media and forums all day, watch porn, goon, eat like shit, smoke, procrastinate on everything and have zero fucking clue about my future. im genuinely a pornbrained subhuman. the other day i was making out with my gf were making out and she literally stopped to tell me i should focus more on my exams and homework. this girl cares more about my future than i do. how the fuck did someone so pure end up with a degenerate like me?

i thought being loved would cure my insecurities but nope. im still the same miserable, undisciplined, insecure loser i was when i didnt have a gf.turns out getting laid doesn’t magically give you a functioning brain or a reason to live.