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Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 15:58:12 No.104455 View View Original Report

What's the safest-edgy thing you've ever said? For me, it was when I told a girl I was going to decapitate her and then have sex with her dead head when she didn't want to go out with me.
No arrow 'cuz that's the safest-edgy thing I've said.

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 16:02:36 No.104457 Report

For me it was Probably something about jews

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 16:38:12 No.104468 Report

Comments about Jews and Niggers tend not to offend.

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 16:58:19 No.104471 Report

did you also say you were going to cut off each digit of her fingers and cauterize the wounds?

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 17:29:53 No.104477 Report

Quoted By: >>104521

hitting people with hammers or something
its always that it pisses me off so much

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 21:08:27 No.104493 Report

Quoted By: >>104517

The one I've said? Probably a basic jew or kirk joke.

The "safe edgy" thing that pisses me off the most is the whole femboy and goth mommy thing. Theres been that vidrel about "that guy who still makes femboy jokes" that explains it pretty well, I know some people who will keep making "jokes" about how they would love to fuck a femboy, and that its not gay o algo because they look feminine. The "Goth mommy" ones are also so basic, its just people going OMGSISA at any woman with big boobs.

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 23:23:31 No.104515 Report

oh the most safe edgy thing I have said myself yeah i dont know i dont keep track of the thingsi say

Chud Thu 29 Oct 2026 23:43:33 No.104517 Report

>>104493
i used to act like this with my friends in order to make fun of myself back in school, probably one of the reasons why i dont talk to them anymore , self-depreciating myself everyday as a mega goonclown really effected me

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Chud Fri 30 Oct 2026 01:52:21 No.104521 Report

Quoted By: >>104523

>>104477
I think that’s specifically a xitternigger thing, which sucks because I think a lot about hitting people with hammers

Chud Fri 30 Oct 2026 01:55:11 No.104522 Report

I used to talk a lot of shit about countries like Poland and France, but it wasn’t just European countries, so I don’t know if that’s really safe edgy, since that’s how everyone on /pol/ talks

Chud Fri 30 Oct 2026 03:12:44 No.104523 Report

>>104521
Killing someone with a blunt object has got to be the most personal and brutal way someone could get killed. Like hitting someone in the head with a blunt object and giving them a seizure from the trauma is really fucked up people dying to blunt objects in the head are like the worst gore videos ever. With something bladed its more "clean", you know its like over and done, but with something like a hammer its repeated and probably hurts a lot more.

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