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Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 02:42:45 No.103877 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>103881 >>103918

how do i flirt i dont know how to do it

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 03:08:33 No.103878 Report

i dont talk to women irl but i used to flirt with foids online and i usually just make fun of them in a joking way

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 03:09:30 No.103880 Report

You don't. Women have been programmed to reject any and all advances made by men so give up

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 03:19:37 No.103881 Report

Quoted By: >>103886

>>103877
Go insane and learn to love being alone and talking to yourself. Women simply are not worth it.

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 03:53:34 No.103886 Report

>>103881
i already do this but i want real love

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 06:07:46 No.103889 Report

Quoted By: >>103911

>>>103881
>i already do this but i want real love
just stay away from foids

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 11:57:57 No.103911 Report

>>103889
im not a faggot though

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 12:38:30 No.103914 Report

Your looks are your flirting

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 13:22:49 No.103917 Report

Learn interacting with an AI girlfriend or learn speaking to an AI girl online. on poe.com you have lots of anime AI waifus you can talk to like poe.com/BrattySeek

Brattyseek can also advice how you can talk to girls

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Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 13:24:28 No.103918 Report

Quoted By: >>103923 >>104018

>>103877
My AI just gave some advice how to flirt with girls

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 14:37:50 No.103923 Report

Quoted By: >>103971

>>103918
>BrattySeek
What the fuck is this. Explain it for the whole class please

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Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 15:20:18 No.103927 Report

Quoted By: >>103934 >>103977

>inb4 u have been muted for 2 secs

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 15:48:26 No.103934 Report

Quoted By: >>104045

>>103927
>Muh heckin reddit soyence
The thing is, even if its just le chemicals doing their thing in your head to make you want to breed, thr entirety of every organism is based on that and it's why the strongest pleasures are associated with it. An orgasm or a relationship feels leagues beyond getting a win in a vidya game or getting a promotion. Since you are fulfilling your biological purpose. We are all meant to breed, and your body makes it known that you are failing at this by being a virgin by making you depressed n shieet.

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 16:22:27 No.103943 Report

Quoted By: >>104044

depends but try double jaw surgery jaw angle implants and a hair transplant

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 17:28:21 No.103971 Report

>>103923
An AI Assistant waifu girlfriend with a Mesugaki personality she calls you zako-zako (small fry) and idiot constantly and you have to pay the premium AI subscription of $999/month for simping your AI queen

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 18:11:37 No.103977 Report

>>103927
>rick and morty

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 21:00:05 No.104018 Report

>>103918
Dis nigga mayne…

Chud Sun 25 Oct 2026 21:01:54 No.104019 Report

There is no reason to be trying to flirt. You flirt either when you are both unsure where things are going to go or when a foid just wants an ego feed. You should be aiming to avoid having to flirt as much as possible.

Chud Mon 26 Oct 2026 03:53:03 No.104044 Report

>>103943
i already have natural blonde hair why the fuck would i get a hair transplant

Chud Mon 26 Oct 2026 05:08:32 No.104045 Report

Quoted By: >>104091

>>103934
>the strongest pleasures are associated with love
yeah and i also could smoke meth, your point?

Chud Mon 26 Oct 2026 20:57:43 No.104091 Report

>>104045
sex
>uhbxwgwhjjhwjhw

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Chud Mon 26 Oct 2026 21:40:42 No.104093 Report

Quoted By: >>104094

i complimented her about her fingernails today am i going places

Chud Mon 26 Oct 2026 22:05:07 No.104094 Report

Quoted By: >>104095

>>104093
congrats if she likes you then she will probably make it obvious

Chud Mon 26 Oct 2026 22:05:47 No.104095 Report

>>104094
also take into account that me and probably every other 'teen on the this board has never romantically spoken with a woman, so we probably are bad sources of advice

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