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Potato quest

Chud Thu 15 Sep 2022 21:58:25 No.660 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>663

You're an average Irishman dieing of hunger on the outskirts of Dublin. What are yu going to do about that?

Chud Fri 16 Sep 2022 00:44:22 No.663 Report

Quoted By: >>668

>>660
Go to London and steal food from the British

Chud Fri 16 Sep 2022 01:43:45 No.664 Report

Rape some lady

London haist .jpg

Chud Fri 16 Sep 2022 19:59:31 No.668 Report

Quoted By: >>670 >>671 >>672

>>663
You arrive in London.
From behind a barrely of whisky you see a Policman arresting a native Londoner.
He was trying to spread some butter on a bread, but his knife permit expired a day prior.
Bread lays on the table, do you take it?

Chud Fri 16 Sep 2022 23:39:34 No.670 Report

Quoted By: >>673

>>668
go for it

Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 01:23:36 No.671 Report

Quoted By: >>673

>>668
We got this, 'tis ours

Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 01:57:24 No.672 Report

Quoted By: >>673

>>668
take it and go to rape some anglo wimminz

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Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 06:40:44 No.673 Report

Quoted By: >>674

>>670
>>671
>>672
You swipe the bread and begin planning the conquest of Anglo lasses, however though the Londoner noticed your hat sticking from behind the whisky

Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 07:53:59 No.674 Report

Quoted By: >>675

>>673
kick the table and run into the streets

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Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 09:27:29 No.675 Report

Quoted By: >>676 >>677

>>674
You run into the ethnically diverse streets of London, with bread in mouth like in your favourite Irish tranime.
The police is surely running after you, so you need to hide

Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 13:25:51 No.676 Report

Quoted By: >>678 >>681

>>675
Hide in the fish n chips shop

Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 14:12:05 No.677 Report

>>675
nigger

Chud Sat 17 Sep 2022 23:55:11 No.678 Report

>>676
This, let's bounce before the bobbies bounce our heads off the pavement.

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Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 11:47:27 No.681 Report

Quoted By: >>682 >>683

>>676
You hide the bread into your pocket and enter the Fish n Chips shop.
There you see a big tank with fresh fish.
Sellsjak offers you their brand new trans inclusive bug flavoured soylent.
From behind the door you can hear police sirens approaching

Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 14:22:40 No.682 Report

Quoted By: >>684

>>681
destroy the soylent

Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 14:24:52 No.683 Report

Quoted By: >>684

>>681
Eat the fish

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Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 16:39:09 No.684 Report

Quoted By: >>686 >>689

>>683
>>682
You jump on the table, stomping the soylent bottles, and break through the glass off the tank with your fist. You start grabbing fish from the tank and throwing them in your mouth.
Sellsjak gets distressed by your behaviour and calls the cops

Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 18:59:04 No.686 Report

Quoted By: >>690

>>684
kill sellsjak and cut his body up into steaks, store the steaks into your hat for later

Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 19:40:49 No.689 Report

Quoted By: >>690

>>684
shit on the floor

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Chud Sun 18 Sep 2022 21:52:43 No.690 Report

Quoted By: >>693

>>686
>>689
You murder Sellsjak and put pieces of his corpse under your hat
Right as you finished the dispatched officer entered the restaurant, making you shit on the floor out of fear.
However, Luck of the Irish has it that he didn't recognise you and asks about the 911 call, clearly mistaking you for Sellsjak

Chud Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:24:47 No.693 Report

Quoted By: >>695

>>690
Don't say anything. If he comes to the counter, ask him what he would like to order and play it cool.

Chud Mon 19 Sep 2022 08:27:45 No.694 Report

gem

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Chud Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:49:06 No.695 Report

Quoted By: >>696 >>698 >>699 >>702

>>693
Policman wants to ask about the call, but you interupt him by asking for his order.
Policman thinks for a moment and orders Splishin Splashin Bisquit Bashin Fish with Crispy Chips.
You've already ate all the fish that were in the restaurant.
What now?

Chud Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:06:18 No.696 Report

>>695
'm

Chud Mon 19 Sep 2022 23:32:44 No.698 Report

>>695
Go into the kitchen and disguise one of the human steaks as a delicious piece of fish, pair with chips and serve it to him.

Chud Tue 20 Sep 2022 00:50:31 No.699 Report

Quoted By: >>700 >>701 >>703

>>695
say that you cant serve fish and chips because the queens funeral was just on the telly and that you will cry alone in the back (use this as a way to exit through the backdoor, obviously beforehand peep outside the door and check for any nearby roadmen that are trying to sell you spice to avoid getting gaped)

Chud Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:14:53 No.700 Report

>>699
tsmt

Chud Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:15:48 No.701 Report

>>699
This, no proper bobbie could reject such a plea

Chud Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:59:33 No.702 Report

>>695
Put poison on the food

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Chud Wed 21 Sep 2022 20:43:56 No.703 Report

Quoted By: >>704

>>699
Policeman believes your story and lets you exit, however what you encounter in the bck alley is somehting far worse than simply another policeman

A group of Irishmen happened tobe skulking right behind the restaurant.Their leader is no ordinary 'jak, but Irish Pewdiepie himself.

Due to the Englisuh blood covering your body they can't recognise your Irish smell and think you're a Brit. What't worse they've just heard you're going to cry after Lizi.

They take out thier knives and attack

Chud Wed 21 Sep 2022 22:38:49 No.704 Report

Quoted By: >>705

>>703
distract them with sellsjaks meat as they too are starving irishmen

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Chud Wed 21 Sep 2022 23:00:12 No.705 Report

Quoted By: >>706 >>707 >>710

>>704
The goons take the bait and trhow away their knife to pick you fresh meat. However Irish Pewdiepie had years worth of Youtube money to buy food and won't be so easily bribed.

He begins casting a spell screaming incantation: "TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES" and a pentagram of satanic gamer energy appears right under you.

Chud Thu 22 Sep 2022 01:11:53 No.706 Report

Quoted By: >>712

>>705
try escape from the circle, and attack the police officer

Chud Thu 22 Sep 2022 01:27:53 No.707 Report

>>705
piss whiskey into his mouth to prove that you’re a propa irishman

Chud Thu 22 Sep 2022 06:39:55 No.710 Report

Quoted By: >>712

>>705
Prove your Irish nature by stabbing the bobby and shouting something in gaelic

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Chud Thu 22 Sep 2022 15:02:54 No.712 Report

Quoted By: >>713 >>714 >>720 >>725

>>706
>>710
To prove your Irishness you took a car bomb out of your pocket and threw it at the British policeman, killing him instantly.

You earned irish Pewdiepie's respect.

He decides to let you in on their plan. Since Charle's hasn't been crowned yet, Lizi still techically rules Britain. They are going to break nto her mausoleum, steal her corpse and resurec her as a zombie.
This way she will be able to sign over Northern Ireland to Ireland re-uniting the island.

You in?

Chud Thu 22 Sep 2022 17:07:06 No.713 Report

Quoted By: >>726

>>712
Hell yes

Chud Thu 22 Sep 2022 21:15:10 No.714 Report

Quoted By: >>726

>>712
declare you want at least 5 sacks of potatoes weekly for the rest of your life before you help them
After all you have to feed yourself

Chud Fri 23 Sep 2022 20:29:19 No.720 Report

Quoted By: >>726

>>712
do it

Chud Sat 24 Sep 2022 03:09:18 No.725 Report

>>712
assult an British army armory, take all the guns and go to Buckingham

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Chud Sat 24 Sep 2022 13:31:38 No.726 Report

Quoted By: >>727 >>728

>>713
>>714
>>720
Under the cover of nightfall you sneak to the gates of queen's resting place.

2 guards are secruting the gate, both in the magic trans that lets them stand perfectly motionless

Chud Sat 24 Sep 2022 15:12:47 No.727 Report

Quoted By: >>732

>>726
stab one of them to death with your candy cane knife and steal their clothes

Chud Sat 24 Sep 2022 15:14:37 No.728 Report

>>726
tell them you're going on hunger strike until they open the gate.

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Chud Sun 25 Sep 2022 21:00:49 No.732 Report

Quoted By: >>733 >>734 >>738

>>727
You stab the 1st two, but not much came of your stealth attempts. The garison was alerted by your ftontal assault and made their way towards you. The fight is on

Chud Sun 25 Sep 2022 23:12:40 No.733 Report

Quoted By: >>734 >>740

>>732
get your ar-10 from your hat and start shooting at the garrison

Chud Mon 26 Sep 2022 00:45:32 No.734 Report

Quoted By: >>740

>>732
This, >>733, let's see if those limeys' assault spoons amount to shit.

Chud Tue 27 Sep 2022 14:20:45 No.737 Report

gem thread

Chud Tue 27 Sep 2022 14:21:49 No.738 Report

>>732
Call in the mobile DIY transit van mortars from the IRA.

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Chud Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:48:36 No.740 Report

Quoted By: >>741

>>733
>>734
You take out you guns and start shooting at the guards armed with spoons.
After slaughterign a dozen you ecnountered a groupe equiped with loicences to kill and a might Soy Cannon. You are no match for its fire power and hide together with your team behind a cover, trying to figure out some way to disable the cannon

Chud Tue 27 Sep 2022 22:02:43 No.741 Report

Quoted By: >>742 >>743 >>745

>>740
throw a bottle of propa number 12 irish whiskey into the cannon’s barrel so it can blow up the ball

Chud Wed 28 Sep 2022 04:32:05 No.742 Report

Quoted By: >>745

>>741
Right! Let's show them limeys what for, for our mam!

Chud Wed 28 Sep 2022 12:52:45 No.743 Report

Quoted By: >>745

>>741
This but also ignite it, destroying their Loicense, forcing other officers to arrest them due to owning unloicensed Soyarms

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Chud Wed 28 Sep 2022 20:16:00 No.745 Report

Quoted By: >>747

>>741
>>742
>>743
You throw bottles of whiskey at the Soy Cannon. Alohol spills on it, catches fire from the lit fuse and makes the whole thing spectacularly explode, veporizing the guards around it and breaking a hole in a wall that leads to a different part of the building.
You can keep going the normal way through the complex or take the mysterious new rode

Chud Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:06:32 No.747 Report

Quoted By: >>750 >>751

>>745
Let's defer to Irish Pewdiepie, he's the man with the plan.

Chud Sat 01 Oct 2022 02:12:45 No.750 Report

>>747
This

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Chud Mon 03 Oct 2022 20:01:26 No.751 Report

Quoted By: >>755 >>756 >>757

>>747
Ok then

Irish Pewdiepie doen't know where the strange coridor leads, so he orders you to move forward, since so far you had no troubles fighting the guards.

You enter alarge chamber and freez. A whole batalion with several canons is already waiting for you. Will you even be able to defeat them all?

Chud Tue 04 Oct 2022 04:16:51 No.755 Report

Quoted By: >>790

>>751
get your british whimsicle dr fentiman’s steampunk reddit mini tv and start playing dr who (they haven’t renewed their tv licenses so they have to start shooting and arresting each other)

Chud Tue 04 Oct 2022 17:59:09 No.756 Report

Quoted By: >>757 >>763 >>775 >>787

>>751
Call a Muslim transgender fingerjak of colour. As the guards attempt to find ways for it to rape and shank their mothers/sisters/girlfriends/daughters to comply with the British Diversity Law sneak by undetected.

Chud Tue 04 Oct 2022 20:03:13 No.757 Report

Quoted By: >>758 >>763 >>786

>>751
Call the drunk leprechaun airborne forces to help in the attack.
and not call trannies like this one >>756

Chud Tue 04 Oct 2022 21:49:25 No.758 Report

Quoted By: >>759 >>763 >>787

>>757
My plan is more clever so ignore this faggot

Chud Wed 05 Oct 2022 02:50:15 No.759 Report

Quoted By: >>760 >>763 >>786

>>758
seethe tranny

Chud Wed 05 Oct 2022 03:26:30 No.760 Report

Quoted By: >>764 >>787

>>759
stop derailing a /qst/ thread

Chud Wed 05 Oct 2022 03:35:18 No.761 Report

gem bread

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Chud Wed 05 Oct 2022 07:39:27 No.763 Report

Quoted By: >>764 >>778

>>756
>>757
>>758
>>759

Chud Wed 05 Oct 2022 11:11:39 No.764 Report

Quoted By: >>786

>>760
ok, tranny
>>763
gem

Chud Sun 09 Oct 2022 18:34:55 No.775 Report

Quoted By: >>787

>>756
gemerald, do this soot

Chud Sun 09 Oct 2022 18:37:23 No.778 Report

>>763
TND

Chud Sun 09 Oct 2022 19:06:41 No.786 Report

Quoted By: >>787

>>764
>>759
>>757
sametroon

Chud Sun 09 Oct 2022 20:24:36 No.787 Report

>>756
>>758
>>760
>>775
>>786
sametranny

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Chud Sun 09 Oct 2022 21:37:53 No.790 Report

Quoted By: >>793 >>805 >>807

>>755
As soon as the unloiceneced viewing of Dr.Who started a SWAT team of specially trained loicence enforcing policmena busted through the wall.
What fallowed was and absolute bloodbath, with bloody mist enveloping most of the battlefield.
Neither the guards or the police left the massacre alive.
Path seams clear

Chud Mon 10 Oct 2022 01:13:22 No.793 Report

Quoted By: >>850

>>790
Continue on

Chud Tue 11 Oct 2022 03:00:40 No.805 Report

Quoted By: >>823 >>825

>>790
Kill yourself faggot. The Dr. Who shit was a reddit tier joke and this thread fucking sucks now.

Chud Tue 11 Oct 2022 11:25:47 No.807 Report

>>790
live long hetero. the doctor who thing was an imageboard tier joke and this thread is even better now.

Chud Tue 11 Oct 2022 14:30:49 No.808 Report

coal

Chud Wed 12 Oct 2022 04:15:03 No.813 Report

gem

Chud Wed 12 Oct 2022 16:10:09 No.817 Report

dustiest coal and huge fail its so bad that oppositetroons love it

Chud Wed 12 Oct 2022 19:49:08 No.819 Report

britest gem and huge win, its so good that oppositetroons hate it

Chud Thu 13 Oct 2022 05:31:04 No.823 Report

Quoted By: >>824 >>833

>>805
The whole point of the joke was Dr. Who is an overrated redditshow that soyjaks love, fucking idiot.

Chud Thu 13 Oct 2022 05:32:48 No.824 Report

Quoted By: >>833

>>823
Some parts were good like tennant but yeah a lot was total shit

Chud Thu 13 Oct 2022 16:06:48 No.825 Report

>>805
The whole point of the joke was Dr. Who is an underrated shartyshow that gigas love, fucking visionary.

Chud Fri 14 Oct 2022 16:04:12 No.833 Report

>>823
The left can't meme.
>>824
So many good opportunities to make.fun of the Jewnited Kingdom were missed.

Enter Mark.jpg, shity tanime panel.jpg

Chud Sun 16 Oct 2022 10:15:46 No.850 Report

Quoted By: >>859 >>877 >>885 >>892

>>793
You try to move farward, when suddenly the blood of the fallen guards started to fly towards the centre of the room and consolidating into a figure.

Out of the blood mist steps out Markiplier (Yes, THE Markiplier from Fiven Nights at Freddy's). Of course it's him, how could have you been so blind? All the guards looked like him and said like him, though!

This time you're trouely outmatched. Irish Pewdiepie tells you to run and hind a different rout while he holds off the threat for as long as he can

Chud Sun 16 Oct 2022 21:39:40 No.859 Report

Quoted By: >>884

>>850
you killed it

Chud Wed 19 Oct 2022 20:53:20 No.877 Report

>>850
you revive it

Chud Sat 22 Oct 2022 23:13:19 No.884 Report

>>859
negated

Chud Sun 23 Oct 2022 16:12:29 No.885 Report

Quoted By: >>901 >>914

>>850
Attack Mark anyway. I won't leave my friends

Chud Mon 24 Oct 2022 16:36:12 No.892 Report

Quoted By: >>901 >>914

>>850
rig the tv with a bomb and give it to 'plier

Chud Fri 28 Oct 2022 19:12:10 No.901 Report

Quoted By: >>914

>>885
>>892
do both

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Chud Mon 31 Oct 2022 13:55:49 No.914 Report

Quoted By: >>915 >>917

>>885
>>892
>>901
You turn the tv to the British Bomb Chanel (BBC) and hurl it at Mark.

Strenght of the explosion wreck havock in the room, knocking you out in the process.

You wake up in a dungeon deep beneath the earth. Looks like the explosion made the floor colasp under you and you fell to the depths of the catherdral.

You can't get back up through the cieling hole that casts a bit of light down, only go left and right

Chud Mon 31 Oct 2022 20:09:07 No.915 Report

>>914
look around for an exit

Chud Tue 01 Nov 2022 00:06:02 No.917 Report

Quoted By: >>921

>>914
look around for an exit

darkness.jpg

Chud Wed 02 Nov 2022 18:23:03 No.921 Report

Quoted By: >>928

>>917
You venture not the dungeon, but as you explore further from the spot you fell the lightgets dimmer.
Eventually you're stranded in total darkness, unsure which way you came from

Chud Sun 06 Nov 2022 17:18:53 No.928 Report

>>921
search on your standard issue hat for something to defend yourself, or at least to illuminate the place.

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