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>Pump the IP and advertise it harder than Paw Patrol
>Use some money to have competing corporate execs killed
>Paw Patrol, Disneyshit, Cocomelon all stagnate under the loss of creative directors and upper management
>Start aggressively going into the gaming market
>Nintendo won't let us dethrone their shit titles? Execa start dying until the Zelda dev team and GameFreak are working on pony game after pony game
>Market to adults, kids, everyone with a dollar spend will have some form of MLP product aimed at them
>Start buying politicians and beating competition into the ground
>Disney continues to lose money and consumers
>Release a kino pony movie on the opening weekend of the next Marvelshit movie to kneecap their sales and boost MLP to worldwide recognition
I want Coke and Pepsi to start shitting their pants if I even humor the idea of making a pony-themed soda
>Start getting into pharmaceuticals, funding biotechnology to increase the human lifespan by turning people into ponies, test it in Africa on the locals
>Get military contracts for weapons development, use it to kick China out of Africa for more testing
>Content in the US and Europe now starts to push people to accept the idea of being ponies themselves
>Start taking out cartel leaders in Mexico, completely astroturf a new cartel that aggressively turns Mexico to a state of anarchy
>Appear in Mexico for humanitarian purposes to help them
>Buy up massive amounts of land and start setting up small cities where the residents receive free healthcare and medical experimentation
>Isolate new drug that attaches to the Y-chromosome, turning a man into a pony
>Announce nothing, put drug into EVERYTHING
>It will be in everything from headache pills to "organic" foods to the water table