tldr: not that any of you would know but how many times better is a vagoo to a pocket pussy?


if i destroy who i am just to have premarital sex and it doesn't feel like a miracle i will literally cry in real life

i keep clinging to the hope that if i just get a wife maybe i'll still like her because i didn't do many sex acts or have sex with anyone else (i've done middle highschool groping and grinding etc.)


i've done every trip in the book heated banana peels pillows toilet paper and rubber glove pocket pussies recently i got a flesh light and it was good for the first 3 and a half uses then i got bored and threw it out i got a legit flesh light and it's a bit better but still pretty lame