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Surviving the /qa/ coaltalogue - Day 26 - A Practical Guide
In this post, I will turn my findings into a guide to help you survive the /qa/ coaltalogue yourself and become a regular poster in /qa/. This will also help you reclaim your faith in humanity.
It is very important that you understand and accept your power in this situation. The only way you are going to have patience to actively browse /qa/ is to internalize the fact that you are a superior human being. Try to think of /qa/ as a war zone, in which you are a general, and every idiot out there is your own personal army of trolls, snowbunnies, gooks, kikes, faggots, niggers, dykes, cocksuckers, fangirls, manginas, gingers, sissies, yugoslavs, dykes, trannies, and retards. They scatter across the board like landmines and wreak havoc. Because of this, you will need to develop some kind of mental immunity to their attacks. By identifying them as something other than a group of peers, you will prevent yourself from taking them seriously, and you will be able to have a much more positive outlook. In order to get the most out of this, it is important that you take steps to strengthen your cognitive dissonance, and to learn to accept the fact that you are going to have to put up with some serious shit. I will discuss two cognitive techniques that you will need to learn:
1. Stigma - They will try to convince you that you are part of the problem, and that you should just shut up and accept your own marginalization. Whenever one of them says anything negative, think of it in terms of what is good and wholesome, and that this is what they would be saying if you were not around. This simple mental exercise can make you get along with even the vilest, most faggoty scum.
2. Informational Self-defense - Remember: the enemy is out there. It is plotting to take over /qa/ at all costs. This is why you need to have something to fall back on. Your enemy will try to convince you that you are not capable of building an army (to raid something), but this is simply not true. The truth is that you have already built one! A single tranny, if you engage with him enough, can help you build an entire army in no time at all. They keep your threads soundly bumped, and with each roast you give him, he will be forced to go to greater lengths to counter it. If only we had better jannies for when the need for them arises.
Do not forget we have access to the archives, so pay attention to the things they say, and remember them for later. So even if you are completely exhausted of this place, you can give it a rest for a couple of days, and you will have a new resolve to try again. The next challenge is to become a regular. This will require patience and practice. This will help you understand that you are in a war, and that the enemy cannot be beaten easily.
The trannies drew first blood, but we're coming for them. They cannot keep running away forever.
In this post, I will turn my findings into a guide to help you survive the /qa/ coaltalogue yourself and become a regular poster in /qa/. This will also help you reclaim your faith in humanity.
It is very important that you understand and accept your power in this situation. The only way you are going to have patience to actively browse /qa/ is to internalize the fact that you are a superior human being. Try to think of /qa/ as a war zone, in which you are a general, and every idiot out there is your own personal army of trolls, snowbunnies, gooks, kikes, faggots, niggers, dykes, cocksuckers, fangirls, manginas, gingers, sissies, yugoslavs, dykes, trannies, and retards. They scatter across the board like landmines and wreak havoc. Because of this, you will need to develop some kind of mental immunity to their attacks. By identifying them as something other than a group of peers, you will prevent yourself from taking them seriously, and you will be able to have a much more positive outlook. In order to get the most out of this, it is important that you take steps to strengthen your cognitive dissonance, and to learn to accept the fact that you are going to have to put up with some serious shit. I will discuss two cognitive techniques that you will need to learn:
1. Stigma - They will try to convince you that you are part of the problem, and that you should just shut up and accept your own marginalization. Whenever one of them says anything negative, think of it in terms of what is good and wholesome, and that this is what they would be saying if you were not around. This simple mental exercise can make you get along with even the vilest, most faggoty scum.
2. Informational Self-defense - Remember: the enemy is out there. It is plotting to take over /qa/ at all costs. This is why you need to have something to fall back on. Your enemy will try to convince you that you are not capable of building an army (to raid something), but this is simply not true. The truth is that you have already built one! A single tranny, if you engage with him enough, can help you build an entire army in no time at all. They keep your threads soundly bumped, and with each roast you give him, he will be forced to go to greater lengths to counter it. If only we had better jannies for when the need for them arises.
Do not forget we have access to the archives, so pay attention to the things they say, and remember them for later. So even if you are completely exhausted of this place, you can give it a rest for a couple of days, and you will have a new resolve to try again. The next challenge is to become a regular. This will require patience and practice. This will help you understand that you are in a war, and that the enemy cannot be beaten easily.
The trannies drew first blood, but we're coming for them. They cannot keep running away forever.
