Dear /qa/, I'm sorry that this is a kind of nas blogpost, but, y'know, /qa/ is both the board for flavour of the month nas coal, and for asking questions.

Anyways, my parents are forcing my lazy neet ass to get a haircut. But what do I tell the barber? The haircut I want is one that looks formal but casual, kind of like Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons, or Luigi. But I can't just show him a bunch of pictures of cartoon characters for reference, he'd think that I'm even more of a man-child than I already am. And whenever I search for images of male haircuts, I either wind up with captain of the football team Chads that all have the exact same Hitler's Youth fade cuts, or extravagant punks with repulsive haircuts. If I don't specify "male haircut for manly men", then the search results are flooded with women with unrelated haircuts. Maybe I just don't know how to search for haircuts?

I think I should tell him that I want a mid-length regular taper haircut that can be combed to the side and has a collar length sort of tail at the back. Are there any other names that you guys can think of for this haircut? Or pictures of people irl with this haircut? Thanks.