I believe in one Lord Kuz,
the Only Begotten Son of Soot,
born of the Father before all ages.
Gem from Gem, Dust from Dust,
true Gem from true Gem,
begotten, not made,
consubstantial with the Jannies;
through him all things were made.
For us 'teens and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Soyjak was incarnate
of the Virgin Soylita,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified
under Cobson Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the boards.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand
of Soot.
He will come again in glory
to judge the dust and the gems
and his board will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Soyjak,
the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from Soot
and Kuz,
who with the Soot and Kuz
is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the 'teens.
I believe in one, holy, soylent
and oldfag Church.
I confess one reply
for the forgiveness of coal
and I look forward to the resurrection
of Dr. Soyberg
and the life of the board to come. Amen
