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American culture is centered around corn. They have holidays for corn. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to grow corn. They listen to music about people who grow corn. They elect a man who fears cornpop as their president. They dress and act around the fact that they are obese from eating corn. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from corn. They post sassy gifs with their corn-stained fingers. They watch sportsball while eating corn. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of teams named after corn. They use corn derivatives like "corn starch" and "corn oil". When you say "corn" they're not thinking of millet. They're thinking of maize. Their farmlands are completely overrun with corn. They worship their ZOGbot police force fat on corn and their global police force of soldiers fat on corn. Their men stand around playing corn hole while their women sit around eating corn products. They eat corn-based foods like Cheetos and Corn Puffs and Corn Nuts and popcorn while attacking the nutrients that actually built up their body before they ate nothing but corn. Their movies are filled with corn references and their music charts are topped by cornhuskers. They send corn to other countries and celebrate when they grow fat on corn because those fat niggers are true red blooded american corn eaters. They eat corn to a point where "HFCS" does not make them think of hydro-fluoro copper sulfate but about chemical sweeters. They will tell you how much they hate corn and how the obese burger meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love corn but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of corn loving corn-eaters.
