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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:05:50 No.1023881 View View Original Report

Its 1988, 2 days after rapeson got executed, youre at your house in West Sacramento, Coalifornia.
While you were dreaming about science in your bed, you had woken up because you heard commotion downstairs. You grab your flashlight and go downstairs, and you feel someone breathing behind your back. What do you do?

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:20:55 No.1023883 Report

I scream like a little bitch then turn around and scream some more

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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:27:30 No.1023885 Report

>I scream like a little bitch then turn around and scream some more
Turns out, its a hallusoynation. You try and find your meds, but then someone knocks on your front door.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:36:11 No.1023957 Report

I yell out, asking who's at my door as I cautiously approach it. This is so heckin' scary that I pray to science as I near the door.

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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:42:22 No.1024024 Report

>I yell out, asking who's at my door as I cautiously approach it. This is so heckin' scary that I pray to science as I near the door.
Turns out its the pizza delivery guy who asks 120 dollars for an extra large pizza. And the sheriffs office deputy. The deputy hands out a flier that says rapeson went missing from Alabama state prison from his death row, and went to Sacramento through Sierra Nevada mountain range. Next day. You have recently obtained a Coalifornia gun permit and now can buy the newest Remington 870 shotgun approved by the CIA, Mossad, and ATF, specifically designed for shooting up synagogues with 10 GPS trackers and a self destruction mechanism. You can either waste your life savings on buying it for self defense or, keep the money.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:46:15 No.1024076 Report

After some careful consideration, I decide to purchase the shotgun. Guns are scary, but Rapeson is scarier.

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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:48:48 No.1024114 Report

>After some careful consideration, I decide to purchase the shotgun. Guns are scary, but Rapeson is scarier.
You have now obtained it and locked it in a new world order approved self destruction, camera using, gps tracker mounted 10 ton weighing firearm safe. You wasted all of your welfare and food stamp money but atleast you can defend yourself from rapeson. You go back to sleep and hear glass breaking midnight. What are you doing?

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:51:24 No.1024158 Report

I nearly wet my pants out of pure terror as I awake, but remember I just bought a shotgun recently. I go to fetch it from the safe, hands shaking in fear.

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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 03:58:01 No.1024282 Report

Quoted By: >>1024380

>I nearly wet my pants out of pure terror as I awake, but remember I just bought a shotgun recently. I go to fetch it from the safe, hands shaking in fear.
You see a nigger in a hood with a flashlight in the window of your room and a tall fat figure behind him with black eye sockets meaning rapeson is here. In coalifornia killing a BIPOC for self defense is le bigoted and illegal and would end up in a 100% fauci approved gender affirming tested therapy and 10 years in the portal to niggerhell, but there is also 'apeson behind xim which means either xe is with 'apeson or 'apeson took it as an opportunity. You can call ze glowies like a great and law abiding civillian and get possibly arrested for harrasement on an armed nigger intruder in coalifornia, but you dont know about the 2nd part of the law if you can call ze glowies.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:00:44 No.1024348 Report

first adventure thread in like half a year WAOWWWWWWWWW

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:01:54 No.1024380 Report

>>1024282
I try to reason with the nigger, I initially think that niggers are stupid enough to be tricked, but this is a heckin' unwholesome and le bigoted thought, so I slowly back up to try and find my phone. As I do, I tell the nigger that Rapeson is out for both of us, and that I'm not the problem here.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:07:22 No.1024496 Report

Quoted By: >>1024532

>>>1024282 (You)
>I try to reason with the nigger, I initially think that niggers are stupid enough to be tricked, but this is a heckin' unwholesome and le bigoted thought, so I slowly back up to try and find my phone. As I do, I tell the nigger that Rapeson is out for both of us, and that I'm not the problem here.
The 'apeson got really close to the nigger. Right before the 'ape, you run downstairs and you have right now 3 options.
1. Hide in ze closet with your 100% approved cia mossad Remington 870 shotgun
2. Take ze brick phone on the kitchen table into ze closet.
3. Run outside and yell for help, but dis could be potentially seen as disturbing ze peace and sheeeit

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:09:04 No.1024532 Report

>>1024496
I figure I might as well get the most value out of my shotgun, I paid a lot for it after all, so I hide in ze closet with it.

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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:13:43 No.1024600 Report

>>>1024496 (You)
>I figure I might as well get the most value out of my shotgun, I paid a lot for it after all, so I hide in ze closet with it.
You hide in the closet near the kitchen. The deputy did say 'apeson can cause 'teens to hallucinate, but you hear nothing but it also seems hes near, You can either prepare ze to shoot, or run out of the house with a shotgun, but you do not have an open carry Coalifornia approved license which means the police can use bibisi launchers on you and possibly get you killed. There is no way you can hide there in the closet eternally doe

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:15:41 No.1024632 Report

I prepare to shoot. As much as I enjoy bibisi, I do not want to be killed.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:19:15 No.1024675 Report

Quoted By: >>1024681

>I prepare to shoot. As much as I enjoy bibisi, I do not want to be killed.
It is daylight by now, and nothing ever happens yet. You can notify ze police or you can stay inside due to the fact 'apeson isnt necessarily inactive at day, infact, most rape happens at day. You're also sleep deprived. You can put on blackface makeup to get more chances of getting police because le BIPOC voice, but you can get arrested for not eating ze bugs and identity theft due to the fact Jartycuck lives in the neighborhood.

John !Egbert/jBo Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:19:50 No.1024681 Report

>>1024675
>Go into the sewers. Like with no particular goal in mind.

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Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:25:05 No.1024710 Report

Quoted By: >>1024736 >>1028213

>>>1024675 (You)
>>Go into the sewers. Like with no particular goal in mind.
(continuation of ze story o algo)
You go into ze sewers, and it smells like shit there obviously. You also see that everything here is destroyed. There is also nothing in the shadows (probably???????)

John !Egbert/jBo Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:47:36 No.1024736 Report

>>1024710
>Figure out where that smell's coming from.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 04:55:00 No.1024740 Report

Quoted By: >>1025260

>>>1024710 (You)
>>Figure out where that smell's coming from.
It is coming from the left tunnel, it also smells even worse now, and youre also covered in shit now. The tunnel leads to a dead end with a small pipe, presumably going from someone's house. Also, you hear footsteps echoing thru the sewers, but dont be scared of 'apeson, you have a shotgun.

Soyak Tue 16 Jun 2026 05:01:33 No.1024743 Report

kino soyventure

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 05:14:37 No.1024748 Report

Aight. OP here, I'll go right now, can someone else continue ze story.

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 16:57:11 No.1024929 Report

Quoted By: >>1029190

back, let's continue ze soyventure

Chud Tue 16 Jun 2026 23:12:09 No.1025043 Report

thread died down o algo, should I revive on /soy/?

Chud Wed 17 Jun 2026 02:26:44 No.1025104 Report

bump

Chud Wed 17 Jun 2026 02:33:43 No.1025108 Report

bump

Chud Wed 17 Jun 2026 02:42:04 No.1025110 Report

nu thread made on soy, can any giga archive dis

Chud Wed 17 Jun 2026 02:43:13 No.1025112 Report

actually, stay on dis thread

Name Wed 17 Jun 2026 20:44:58 No.1025260 Report

>>1024740
Pleasure myself with the shotgun

Name Wed 17 Jun 2026 22:21:03 No.1025274 Report

Also BUMP!

Chud Thu 18 Jun 2026 09:44:09 No.1025331 Report

Quoted By: >>1028150

>>>1024740
>Pleasure myself with the shotgun.
after shoving the shotgun up there, you have got an STD from the sewers due to the fact, well, its dirty there, obviously.

Chud Sun 21 Jun 2026 20:49:24 No.1026539 Report

bump

Chud Sat 27 Jun 2026 08:10:48 No.1028150 Report

Quoted By: >>1028610

>>1025331
after getting the STD, summon Jimbo for advice on how to remove the STD

Chud Sat 27 Jun 2026 13:11:32 No.1028213 Report

Quoted By: >>1028610

>>1024710
Ask the three headed chud about his injured left foot

Soltustik Mon 29 Jun 2026 11:50:09 No.1028610 Report

Quoted By: >>1028613

>>1028150
>>1028213
Jimbo and the chud start chasing you through the sewers because you didn't have a large dildo when summoning jimbo.
The chud started chasing you because xe is a clittycel!

Chud Mon 29 Jun 2026 11:51:58 No.1028611 Report

You can either crawl out of the sewers or run into the hole!

Chud Mon 29 Jun 2026 11:52:09 No.1028612 Report

Also UP!

Chud Mon 29 Jun 2026 12:01:24 No.1028613 Report

>>1028610
kek I forgot im larping as that pol retard

Soltustik Mon 29 Jun 2026 17:31:37 No.1028677 Report

Raped by Garfield Tue 30 Jun 2026 12:21:34 No.1029049 Report

>You can either crawl out of the sewers or run into the hole!

I crawl out of the sewer covered in shit and smelling like Paris France. however I see something glowing in the bushes, its the glowies, they want to arrest me because they think im doing blackface (which is heckin raycis) even though im just covered in shit, I explain that im not doing blackface and just enjoying a traditional indian meal

Chud Wed 01 Jul 2026 04:53:08 No.1029190 Report

>>1024929
Xhey are detaining you o algo, but suddenly, 'apeson appears behind them. There is also a car near you, that is not yours and you can steal. You can run away and get in the car, and get 2 charges and get wanted, or stay there and possibly get 'aped

Chud Thu 02 Jul 2026 08:31:41 No.1029535 Report

Chud Thu 02 Jul 2026 08:59:53 No.1029537 Report

Quoted By: >>1029986

Lean forward bend down and embrace it

Chud Sat 04 Jul 2026 05:18:18 No.1029986 Report

Quoted By: >>1030005

>>1029537
Though, 'apeson already dissapears after he 'apes the glowies, the glowies dissapeared as well. It is day now. You can go back to your house or buy supplies o algl

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Chud Sat 04 Jul 2026 12:45:13 No.1030005 Report

Quoted By: >>1030419

>>1029986

You head home to get some supplies when suddenly a Lovecraftian troon appears brandishing several floating tranny traps whilst levitating

xhe wont let you pass unless you give xer some titty skittles

you have two options

turn around and walk to the pharmacy to buy some HRT to give to the troon and risk getting 'aped by 'apeson

or

call the tranny "sir" in hopes that this will make them ACK

however this might also agro them

Chud Sun 05 Jul 2026 23:33:26 No.1030419 Report

>>1030005
call her sir

Chud Wed 08 Jul 2026 05:35:00 No.1030984 Report

kek

Chud Wed 08 Jul 2026 05:35:06 No.1030985 Report

Chud Thu 09 Jul 2026 13:36:32 No.1031290 Report

UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Chud Fri 10 Jul 2026 15:59:14 No.1031700 Report

upppp

Chud Mon 13 Jul 2026 04:16:10 No.1032170 Report

Chud Tue 14 Jul 2026 11:17:15 No.1032320 Report

Chud Sat 18 Jul 2026 08:56:36 No.1032968 Report

do we let this thread go o algo

Chud Sat 18 Jul 2026 20:22:32 No.1033083 Report

Quoted By: >>1033397

gonna take it like a bitch whuuuhw uwu

Running negro Mon 20 Jul 2026 12:14:19 No.1033397 Report

>>1033083
Kys cracks.

Chud Sat 01 Aug 2026 05:58:58 No.1035656 Report

Quoted By: >>1036085 >>1036086

op come back

Chud Mon 03 Aug 2026 06:37:30 No.1036085 Report

>>1035656
What is it?

Chud Mon 03 Aug 2026 06:37:46 No.1036086 Report

>>1035656
I am back, continue asking questions.

Chud Mon 03 Aug 2026 06:41:23 No.1036087 Report

The tranny, spergs out and ACKs. You just created a police suicide scene, and can get raped in prison. Which is a severe crime. You may return to home now, because it is still daylight. You have to get more money, because youre a broke bitch now since you bought the shotgun. Your choice?

Chud Fri 21 Aug 2026 14:44:41 No.1040033 Report

Niggers…

Colorjak Sat 22 Aug 2026 16:13:50 No.1040313 Report

wake up

Chud Thu 03 Sep 2026 17:46:29 No.1044915 Report

bumping a dnb thread for the geg

Chud Tue 08 Sep 2026 16:07:57 No.1046657 Report

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