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Hello. I dont really know what board these collections of stories belong to but since they're related to my country and it is halloween afterall. I decided to country 'ox myself here on /qa/.
Keep in mind I am an ESLdeity and im just saying shit how i remember it.

Context(Important probably):
>I used to go to a private christian school and we had an english teacher who also teached art who I will name Mr. A
>Before starting class Mr. A would spend about half an hour reading bible verses and going in depth about them
>And on good days he would tell us stories of shit he saw and did these are some of those stories.

I call this one the exorcism.
>Mr. A was called into a town because an old man there was dying and wanted to repent to God
>Mr. A told us about how the old men not only led a life of sin, but also dragged his entire family down with him.
>Yes. The old man made a deal with the devil and had a demonic altar in his house.
>Mr. A had to work fast, the old man was dying after all if he wanted to repent he'd have to destroy the altar and get that senile old man to confess.
>The old man had asked the devil for wealth and other things in exchange he had to build an altar.
>His house was filled with Christian imagery(our denomination threats them as idols) so Mr. A asked to get rid of those
>Another miscellaneous thing he found was a bottle filled with a strange liquid and hair(probably human).
>Once his friend arrived Mr. A took on to move the demonic altar to a secluded area in the mountains and burn it down
>During the drive Mr. A said he saw a creature he could only describe as a donkey with a human face standing on his hind legs
>When the time to burn it down came it was a rainy night
>They covered it with gasoline and he lit up one match
>It got turned off.
>The wind was getting stronger.
>He lit up a second match.
>It didnt even light up this time
>He lit up a third match…
>And it lit up the gasoline letting the altar burn down to the ground.
>It was a long drive home that night.
>Mr. A said the old man died next days after repenting.
>Atleast it was in peace he said…
>He also mentioned the man who thaught the old man about making pacts with the devil.
>Mr. A described the old man who thaught those techniques as a: "Disgusting old black. His face looked demonic and he only cursed us when we came to talk to him"
(From his descriptions I take it he looked like irl makiri zolgen if he was a nigger)

That would be the end of the first story. Imma write the next one in this thread

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