Kill mauzys. Behead mauzys. Roundhouse kick a mauzy into the concrete. Slam dunk a mauzy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy mauzys. Defecate in a mauzys food. Launch mauzys into the sun. Stir fry mauzys in a wok. Toss mauzys into active volcanoes. Urinate into a mauzys gas tank. Judo throw mauzys into a wood chipper. Twist mauzys heads off. Report mauzys to the IRS. Karate chop mauzys in half. Curb stomp pregnant white mauzys. Trap mauzys in quicksand. Crush mauzys in the trash compactor. Liquefy mauzys in a vat of acid. Eat mauzys. Dissect mauzys. Exterminate mauzys in the gas chamber. Stomp mauzy skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate mauzys in the oven. Lobotomize mauzys. Mandatory abortions for mauzys. Grind mauzy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown mauzys in fried chicken grease. Vaporize mauzys with a ray gun. Kick old mauzys down the stairs. Feed mauzys to alligators. Slice mauzys with a katana.

'zellig on the 'log

Uhh yeah i asked something

>I want some flowers for a pink lady
>And if they do the trick, I'll hurry back to pick
>The best white orchids for her wedding gown

Last thread died, please repost anything you posted in the last thread. Also bump this bitch so it doesn't die until we get this done.

This furry really thinks by spamming his gay ass thread he's gon be better than the zelligpedo and the bocchicucks lmao get a life disc0rd cuck

>oh wow it's so big and cut and olive-colored... fuck i cant get enough of you jewish men

Surviving the /qa/ coaltalogue - Day 7

/qa/ is a place full of people with no self-esteem and who can only make jokes about their own problems. A soyboy would be in good company.

This is the seventh day of my attempt to be a productive member of /qa/, but I have failed. My attempt to join the board resulted in me being a punching bag for the /qa/non furry mafia. The first day was filled with them trolling me. They even said something about "fisting dildos" (you can't help being a faggot as a furry). Then they were all talking about what a waste of time it was to be alive or something like that. Is there anything that can be done to salvage this situation? Are you going to tell me I'm a retard for asking all those questions? Should I post a pic of myself having a seizure?

/qa/ 'log lookin' really shitty as usual

'cchi on the 'og