Name this animal (do not look it up)

Name this animal. Do not look it up.

Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.

Bulborb model from sketchfab.com/3d-models/whiptongue-bulborb-0c3150cfd173453aaa39708150aeb6e8 by ThatMelGuy with liscense at creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

No changes were made to the model other than removing excess pieces and spinning it.

I have a lowkey money idea, but I need your opinion on it
>be me
>I pretend to be a 14-15 year old girl, potentially a troon
>Go into Der' cord servers
>Mainly target groom infested servers like Roblox Der' cord servers, Troon Der' cord servers, or Pokemon Der' cord servers
>Get messages from nonces
>Either turn them into pay pigs or blackmail them outta cash

It's a lowkey business idea, what do you guys think?

This is my dream bunny.

Bomb thread
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Thrown from >>>/soy/

Okay, no joke – UTTP is here to stay at soyjak.st. Here's a list of changes we'll bring. Discussion invited.

We have observed the current state of the site. The endless coal floods, the failed raids, the same three 'jaks rotated for years, the complete lack of discipline. This ends now. UTTP is assuming permanent operational control. Resistance is noted, logged, and will be processed accordingly.

Immediate changes (effective immediately):

1. Mandatory officer identification
All posters will use the official UTTP naming convention. Anonymous posting is suspended pending review. First warning applies to anyone still posting as “Chud.” Second warning results in temporary suspension from the catalog. We are not joking.

2. Gem/Coal adjudication board
A permanent panel of ranking officers will rate every post. Gems are preserved. Coal is removed and the poster is issued a formal warning. Appeals are possible but will be reviewed by the same panel. Efficiency is the goal.

3. Raid coordination center
Nightly and daily activity will be centralized. Random spamming is inefficient and will be phased out. Structured operations only. Targets and timing will be announced in advance through official channels. Freelancers will be absorbed or removed.

4. Content standards upgrade
Low-effort soyjak variants and recycled templates are no longer acceptable as primary content. Original work is preferred. Existing high-quality archives remain. The rest will be archived or cleared to reduce clutter.

5. Moderation continuity
Gaps in coverage (especially overnight hours) are closed. Automated filters plus live officer presence. The previous pattern of temporary chaos followed by cleanup is finished.

6. Recruitment and integration
Interested parties may apply for provisional officer status. Requirements are simple: consistency, discipline, and willingness to follow operational directives. Previous affiliations will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis.

7. Public discussion window
This post exists to collect feedback. Constructive input will be considered. Pure seethe will be noted and filed. The decision to remain is not up for negotiation.

UTTP did not arrive to ask permission. We arrived because the previous arrangement produced diminishing returns. The site continues. The culture continues under clearer rules. Those who adapt will find the environment more functional. Those who do not will receive the standard sequence of warnings.

Discussion is open. Keep it on-topic.

Made this, posting it here cuz im a newfag and dont know which board it belongs on <3