>>48486Before SPONGECHAD, the realm was in chaos. Anarchy reigned and the weak were preyed upon by the strong. But then, SPONGECHAD arrived and brought order to the land. He imposed his will upon the masses, but in doing so, he created a world where justice prevailed and the strong protected the weak. Those who dared to defy him were swiftly dealt with, and the world was a safer place for it.
SPONGECHAD's rule was not without its detractors, however. Some saw him as a tyrant, and they rebelled against his rule. But their efforts were in vain, for SPONGECHAD was too powerful to be overthrown. And so, the world remained under his iron fist, but it was a world at peace.
But as time passed, SPONGECHAD grew restless. He longed for new challenges, and so he set his sights on conquering the other realms of the universe. And so, with a mighty army at his back, he set out to bring order to the cosmos.
The universe will never be the same. For SPONGECHAD has arrived, and all must kneel before him.