I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Coalson, is in fact, Cobson/Gemson, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Godson the Gemson. Cobson is not coal unto itself, but rather another jewel-encrusted component of an elite acumen of gemstone soyjaks originating from the /qa/, with further developments organically emerging from the sharty/kway dichotomy in the form of Spadeson, Rapeson, and Pedoson comprising the most gemmish soyjak subvariants. Many soyjak party users post a modified version of Cobson every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Cobson which is widely used today is often called “Coalson”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the mightiest soyjak ever conceived, developed by the Soyjak Cafe. There really is a Coalson, and these people are posting it, but it is just one sub-sub variant of thousands of Cobsons. Coalson is the Yin: the necessary sub-sub variant of the wider Cobson ecosystem that facilitates the necessary foil for a Gemson to exist. Coalson is an essential part of the Cobson soyjak cornucopia, but useless and ephemeral by itself; it can only function in the context of a soyquote of a body of text that is literally about coal and is removed from the sharty connotation of "coal". Gemson or Godson is normally used in reference to the entire Cobson macrosystem; the whole system is basically Gemsons with Coalsons added for entomological completeness, or satirical and facetious Cobsons such as the particularly heinous or graphic Rapesons and Pedosons. Because of the HWABAG specification, all the so-called "Coalsons" are really Gemsons assuming another form.