Why can't you fucking nusoigoys just fucking join the army? I need to follow my daily quota of at least recruiting more than 20 people to the army. And i have recruited since yesterday zero. Please i don't wanna get fucking demoted and 'aped by my commander. I don't want to lose my bet and be forced to do the thank you thank you emote while being laughed at by the whole barrack. Im so fucking desperate that im begging you all

So please fucking join
https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html
https://www.spaceforce.com/how-to-join/enlisted-guardians