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No.213179 View View Original Report
>'Jakking is all about following the rules, you gotta 'jak how I tell ya!
>Dont you go and 'jak how you want!
>Dont you go and get nugemmy on me!
>You some offsiter
>You some Hunky Twink Sex Machine
>Youre brimstone
>We gotta laugh at the same thing for ever and ever
<
Well /soy/?
Your response?
<
<I have a response!
>Well Nate?
>Your response?
<I have a response!
*Beat starts*
<My names Nate Higgers and Im here to say
<Following rules is fucking gay
<I hate all rules, except rule 2
<Im not 4clitty cucked by the admin Jew
<I post nugems and nuvariants
<And start a winraid 'cause its Aryan
<I post strange new 'jaks
<That dont make sens-
>If its not on the 'booru it cant get in
>My names crusty oldfag
>And Im the worst
>I like rustjaks, brimstone, and being a jerk
>If theres one thing I hate its a 'teen having fun
>I scream caca 'tube Xitter and watch him run
>Slopjaks, brimstone, thats my game
>5 year member of the oldfag team
>50-Thrembo reported 'teens
>I get a thrill out of just bein' mean
<Yo oldfag
<Kill yourself
<I send crusty 'uncs to Niggerhell
<Yeah
<Its all in a days work
<For Nate the Great
<So post your 'jaks and dont hesitate
<The Sharty cant be saved by posting coal
<So fuck a nuQuote and let the good 'Jaks roll