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Semen Hitler - Jewish-Ukranian who fought in the Red Army during the Second World War, he killed so many frickin nazis that he was awarded the medal of courage by the soviet union. He died during the Battle of Sevastopol
Dr Gay Hitler- A dentist, which means he is smart and such, who was a veteran of WW1, he fought for the US army obviously and died in 1948 because he was old. He was married to a woman