"Jakkers Loves Soyjak" (parody of "Papa Loves Mambo")



Jakkers loves soyjak
Chuddies loves soyjak
they're making gems with it
keeping the flame with it
still in the game with it, wow! (ack!)

Jakkers loves soyjak
(Jakkes loves soyjak)
Chuddies loves soyjak
(Chuddies loves soyjak)
Jakker will trace with it,
then propagate with it
so gems can be made with it, wow! (ack!)

Nate goes post, Pat goes geg
Nate then baits, Pat then leaks
Nate went quote 'n' Pat went clit
(they then went to a duel but a janny then seethed too much) ack!

Jakkers loves soyjak
Chuddies loves soyjak
but the site went to normgroids
and nusois kept leaking it
troons coming like typhoid, wow! (ooh!)

Jakkers loves soyjak
(Jakkers loves soyjak)
Chuddies loves soyjak
(Jakkers loves soyjak)
keep them abroad the 'sphere and don't let them come near
Cause we all want gemmies tonight!, (ack!)

(Jakkers loves soyjak)
(Chuddies loves soyjak)

(Jakkers loves soyjak)
(Jakkers loves soyjak)

Nate goes post, Pat goes geg
Nate then baits, Pat then leaks
Nate went quote 'n' Pat went clit
(they then went to a duel but a janny then seethed too much) (ack!)

Jakkers loves soyjak
Chuddies loves soyjak
but the site went to normgroids
and nusois kept leaking it
troons coming like typhoid, wow! (ooh!)

(Jakkers loves soyjak)
Soyjak Party!
(Chuddies loves mambo)
Snarky Snappy!
(keep them abroad the 'sphere and don't let them come near)
Cause soyteens–
Loves a gemmy tonight!

(ack!)