slop of duty 120 (2027): move to the position marked with massive arrows twice on the map and flashing on your screen like an eyerape gif from early 2010s, patriotic rightslop tiktok reels playing 24/7 on the bottom of the screen, shoot generic white bad guys
*30 second cutscene plays about snca 'story' everyphono loses track of after 10 minutes*
walk to the next objective, shoot more white guys, detonate red barrels
*us army recruitment ad plays*
move to the next objective, look nusoi there's a plane flying overhead! (your screen focuses on the plane because you wouldn't pay attention otherwise, tiktok reels occupy the little sliver of attention you could have paid)
*30 second cutscene, bad guy shoots you oh no!* (self healing is a thing irl too, your wounds just go away on their own, enlist now to check dis out!!)
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