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<I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to terminate your position at our company.'
>'WHAT??? But my mommy said I only have to go if I feel like it, and I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT!!!'
<'Well sir, you were absent from work 2 days last week, 3 days the week prior, and overall, since starting your position here with us 3 months ago, you've missed 20 days of work'
>'BUT MY MOMMY SAID I DON'T HAVE TO GO IF I DON'T FEEL LIKE I WANT TO IN MY TUMMY!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!'
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't just do that you have to be a good little goy sissy- I mean… a contributing member of society and go make big bucks for your boss to enjoy! you're not a hecking child you deserve to get fired REEEEEEEEEE
>'WHAT??? But my mommy said I only have to go if I feel like it, and I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT!!!'
<'Well sir, you were absent from work 2 days last week, 3 days the week prior, and overall, since starting your position here with us 3 months ago, you've missed 20 days of work'
>'BUT MY MOMMY SAID I DON'T HAVE TO GO IF I DON'T FEEL LIKE I WANT TO IN MY TUMMY!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!'
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't just do that you have to be a good little goy sissy- I mean… a contributing member of society and go make big bucks for your boss to enjoy! you're not a hecking child you deserve to get fired REEEEEEEEEE
