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MrMemer !!2CH3w3aE3Y ID:si9ygrOG Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:28:07 No.4273439

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ITT we make a George Floyd Creepypasta
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Kozarigin ID:B4v1BWVp Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:29:44 No.4273443

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I couldn't breathe.

MrMemer !!2CH3w3aE3Y ID:xmjhfrq4 Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:34:40 No.4273455

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hello my name is higger nater, in September of last year my toilet got clogged so bad after I took a massive shit that it basically broke, so I decided to get a bigger toilet, so I went to the jimbo toilet store to get a new one, the cashier was a vannablack nigger talking about something called "oneshot 'p"

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:35:53 No.4273459

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>>4273439
"George Flyod kidnapped me and experimented on me in a UFO"

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:40:56 No.4273466

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>>4273459
>I was always a good kid, I'm male, 21 years old
>I had good grades in school, comfy gas station job in a small town in rural USA, never bothered anyone
>We rarely saw black people except for when they stopped in town to dine or to pay for gas
>There were probably more native americans living in our county than black people, or mexicans, or any immigrant groups like indians
>I usually worked morning to afternoons
>People mostly pay for gas at the pumps and since it's a small town few people bought anything else except cigars and slim jims
>My boss got sick earlier this week
>He's been missing a day or so every now and then
>"Stomach flu" he says and he had to stay at home again tonight
>So I guess I have to do closing again until 11pm

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:41:08 No.4273467

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>>4273439
how's it looking, what would u change?

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:45:47 No.4273477

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>>4273466
>It gets pretty boring here and we don't have a tv, so I usually turn on the radio
>"Very windy evening weather expected" some meteorologist said, and it cut back to the country music
>Some guy came in and asked to use the restroom, didn't buy anything, I said sure go ahead.
>It's around 9:00 and the sun is setting, outside is looking pretty red
>It's not hot out, but it's the kind of slow pressing red that bleeds the soul I say
>The wind is picking up outside too, I hope it's not going to be a tornado
>The lamp outside the door is suspended on a chain and it swings back and forth every minute or so

Chud ID:98u3eBPu Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:46:01 No.4273478

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>On a random day, I decided to see the vidrel of george floyd's arrest to remember how that coaly movement started, but something was off, that nigga's whole body was blurry, and the cops talked in such a weird voice, like they were out of air.
>I decided to see it further, as it caught my attention with all this weird schizo edits
I don't know if this is inteoduction is generic I never wrote something before

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:50:42 No.4273486

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>>4273477
>My country music got interrupted by that annoying weather alert alarm again
>Damn, it's so unnerving
>The meteorologist says that the wind is picking up and that it's good conditions for a dust storm
>Hate my life, I would have to stay in past 11pm if there is a dust storm outside
>The light outside is swinging pretty fast now and I hear the wind pushing on the walls with sudden thuds almost like someone got thrown against it
>This is the worst week at work I ever had
>It's getting very dark outside too, so a dust storm can't even be seen coming
>At least I am inside my gas station and if I have to spend some extra hours in here I will still have access to some snacks and the restroom

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:54:10 No.4273489

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>>4273486
>About an hour later it's still windy outside and the dust is definitely getting tossed around
>The weather alert comes on again and the weatherman says that there is now a possible tornado warning for my county
>Damn it, now I will have to spend the whole night here because I will not risk going outside with a tornado warning and winds beating everything
>I can hear the lamp beat around the wall by the main door
>The light keeps playing hectically like someone is rapidly waving around a flashlight

Nophono ID:S2bvgsp4 Wed 28 Oct 2026 01:54:58 No.4273490

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how come there was never a george droyd creepypasta?
>I used to work for microsoft and we tried putting george floyds mind into an AI, it went horribly wrong.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 02:00:09 No.4273501

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>>4273489
>The radio lost the signal, I tried to change it to a different station but now everything I get is fuzz
>I can hear thunder now outside and the winds are really heavy
>"Boom", the lamp outside exploded with a pop, must have hit the wall too hard this time, I went and turned the switch off
>I could see some lights flash outside and more thunder
>There is a whole duststorm outside and I can see it from my windows and the lights still on inside
>I went to the small office behind the registers and pulled out an emergency kit just in case
>It had a flashlight and I still had my phone in case of emergency like the power going out
>But If I get sucked up in a tornado those things wouldn't really help
>I should probably shut the power off preemptively just in case anything damages the power lines

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 02:04:16 No.4273518

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>>4273501
>I went and turned off all the light switches in the place
>I turned the flashlight on and walked back into the office to flip the breaker switches as a precaution too
>When I did that I went back to the chair at the register and sat down in it
>Suddenly I heard a loud fart "Pbbbfffttt"
>It startled me, then I heard it again "PBBBBFFFT" louder this time
>Oh I forgot there was a guy in the restroom for like an hour now
>I knocked on his door and asked him if he was alright
>"I get diarrhea when I get nervous and the lights came off so I can't help it" He said something like that, mumbled it through the closed door.
>With the weather outside I was pretty nervous too and suddenly the lightning really kicked in

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 02:05:37 No.4273522

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>>4273518
brb ill finish the second half in a bit

MrMemer !!2CH3w3aE3Y ID:xmjhfrq4 Wed 28 Oct 2026 02:10:46 No.4273533

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>>4273466
someone narrated this when he's finish

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:26:54 No.4273635

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>>4273522
Well, I'm glad it got unlocked, thank you jannies.

Chud ID:6ryi2LNQ Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:29:31 No.4273640

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>Never buy cigarretes with a counterfit bill while doing crack
>Hello my name is Jesuscristo Hitler Paracelso and I am a blonde, A10 eyes having venezuelan immigrant

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:32:08 No.4273649

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>>4273518
>"Boom!"
>"Boom Boom Boom!". The amount of lightning and thunder outside was now crazy.
>"Wtf the lightning is green, I just saw green lightning, how is that possible I must be seeing things."
>The frequent flashes of green lightning illuminated the outside from every window, I could see the heavy dust circling around the gas station. I mean really, the dust is running a circle around the gas station, I think I am inside of a tornado right now.
>"BOOM!" One super loud crack of thunder right above me.
>WTF it is so green outside.
>WTF why is it still green it's green all around and the green light is shining inside of the gas station through every window.
>The green light is just still and not disappearing. Also it is completely quiet and I don't see any dust but the light is just too powerful.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:36:33 No.4273657

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>>4273649
>Oh shit I am super scared now.
>Suddenly I look up and notice that the ceiling and roof are missing
>No they were not ripped off, there is a hole in the roof that just appeared pointing up at the pitch black sky.
>Oh no that's not even the sky it's just a pitch black hole that opened up in the ceiling right above me.
>I run to the restroom where the guy still is and I start banging on the door. I yell at him to let me in.
>He just starts farting really loudly now. The green light is still shining through the windows but it is becoming stronger.
>I am panicking right now.
>I start feeling very light. Not lightheaded but like I'm about to float away or something
>I am lifted up off the ground, it feels like the light is doing it, the green light is somehow moving me off the floor and up towards the darkness
>I was too surprised by this and didn't grab the door handle
>"PBBBBFFFT" Is the last sound that I heard as I got sucked up and I felt like I was losing consciousness

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:40:46 No.4273664

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>>4273657
>I was woken up by something pinching my arm.
>"Ow!" I cried out and opened my eyes. Where the heck am I thought.
>It was cold, the air was still, the room looked like some sort of lab, it was metallic. I was on some sort of table.
>"OW!" I yelled something pierced my arm again. I moved my head to see and I was staring at some sort of robot, or a guy in a robot suit, and he was hooking me up to an IV with a needle in my arm.
>I was confined to a bed of some sort, like really confined with very restricted movement.
>This guy hooked me up with an IV to I don't know what. He's not even looking at me, this black robot thing.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:45:59 No.4273672

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>>4273664
>"Soon, we will know…" Someone said. I couldn't tell who, it almost sounded like James Earl Jones. Like a heavy black man voice. But it didn't come from the guy who was next to me.
>"Who are you!? What are you doing to me!?" I yelled. Nobody answered.
>My bed started moving, it did so silently, tilting me forward into an upright position.
>I could now see ahead, it was a huge chamber, maybe 100 yards in length, the ceiling seemed even higher up now.
>There was something all the way at the very end, or someone"
>They were moving closer to me, at a steady pace.
>It was some sort of metallic egg shaped object. As it came closer I could begin to see that it could be a chair with arm rests on the side, and someones arms were on the sides, but they were facing away from me.
>They were very close now, quietly approaching
>"At last, we will know". They said ominously

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:46:36 No.4273674

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>>4273672
>"We will now know, if yakubian devils are on this world"

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:50:31 No.4273677

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>>4273674
>Wtf is this guy talking about i thought
>This is insane, am i dreaming? How can this be real.
>The chair turned around slowly, in it was seated a black man who was dressed somewhat like a jedi
>He locked his eyes onto mine and i couldn't look away, his eyes were pitch black all over, there was a shimmer of blue somewhere deep in there
>Wtf I can't look away
>He turned around his chair again
>"We shall measure your kwanza levels, then we shall ascertain your monads. We will. We."
>"The robot guy thing next to me held up a bag of red fluid right in front of me, he wanted me to see it."
>"Wtf is that?" I asked, I was really scared now.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 03:57:17 No.4273692

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>"I am a hunter of yakubian devils, if there are any yakubian devils in this world, I, We will take their breath away" Said the guy in the chair.
>I couldn't make sense of it. This is too much for a cashier.
>If only I decided to take a day off instead of coming in to work today.
>He then said "Rejoice if you are innocent, for if your monads are not yakubian, then your world shall have it's monkeys spared"
>I have no idea what is happening
>"You are now being transitioned into a state of primordial truths, your life fluid is being enriched with the life fluid of a primate species of your world"
>No way I am being infused with monkey blood. Wtf is this.
>"The life fluid is the essence of life, those who have it, breathe, those worthy to breathe, breathe more, those unworthy, breathe less"
>"Why are you injecting me with, with monkey blood!" I cried out.
>"WE, will know."

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 04:04:13 No.4273706

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>There was a space between me and my captor
>Suddenly a trap door opened up between us, and a table of sorts came up. There were 3 plates with covers on it.
>"Your primordial truth will come out now." He said, you will breathe and answer so long as you can breathe and continue to breathe and remain in a breathing state."
>Oh no I feel like I'm starting to get sick from the monkey blood transfusion. This is really bad I might go into shock.
>The chair turned around to face me, the black mans eyes were closed. "I George Floyd the hunter of yakubian devils will now test you" He said. He got up and approached the table, eyes closed. He reached out.
>He grabbed one of the covers and set it beside the plate it was concealing.
>The robot walked around to my other side and grabbed the opposite arm. He put his face right against my head, I can see his face right out of the corner of my eye. Damn he's squeezing hard.
>"He is Zwarte Piet, he is also known as loci on many worlds. Yes I am an alien to your world."
>This didn't even bother me because I felt like I could die at any moment. An alien space ship but I'm tripping out. Aliens that are black people and black robots.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 04:09:09 No.4273714

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>Suddenly I got really relaxed and I didn't feel so sick anymore.
>"You must choose one." Said George Floyd.
>I looked at the plate.
>It was a jar of mayonaise and a banana.
>"Oh no I thought". This is going to get weird and sexual, I heard about anal probing before.
>"Choose now." Said Floyd.
>How the hell am I supposed to choose without knowing what the hell will happen? A jar of Hellman's mayonaise or a banana. Is he going to shove them in my ass?
>"I think i prefer the banana" I said.
>After a moment of silence, George Floyd placed the cover back on that plate. He did not say anything anymore.
>I started getting really sick again and the robot kept squeezing my other arm and just staring at my head. Those soulless eyes, on me continuously.
>George Floyd then moving his arm to the middle plate and removed its cover
>It was two framed photos

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 04:14:08 No.4273723

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>I knew he wanted me to choose
>One photo was of an old white man what looked like a hospital bed, he was in pain, his face tense, his nose had tubes for oxygen and he also had an IV
>The second photo was of the jungle
>He wants me to choose, but I don't really know why or what will happen at the end, this is horrible. I'm feeling very sick right now, I don't want to think about the old man dying, so…
>"The jungle"
>Suddenly I wasn't feeling sick anymore, the robots grip eased off, George Floyd covered the middle plate.
>Now his arm moved to the third cover on the right in my view
>Suddenly the robot removed his grip from my arm and gripped my throat. His huge hand crushing my trachea. I literally can't breathe.
>No one is saying anything, the third cover isn't even lifted off I can't see what is on the third tray.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 04:17:31 No.4273728

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>I'm chocked for a whole minute
>My heart rate is skyrocketing
>"The colors you see are the colors of light" Floyd said.
>"I'm actually starting to see colors and I'm in extreme pain."
>"My skin color also has much color in it" He said. "You must choose."
>There I am, strangled by a robot, monkey blood IV, and an alien who asked me about mayonaise and bananas
>This is my last breath, I took my last breath a minute ago. I wish I could breathe
>Everything goes black, I passed out huh

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 04:20:37 No.4273731

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>>4273728
>"That is the last thing I remembered". I said, my boss found me in the store in the morning, he had asked me if I was alright when he woke me up.
>I was in extreme pain all over, like I was hit by lightning or something, but I remembered everything that happened. Also my neck was really bruised.
>"I can't really explain it any more".
>The IV left a mark on the inside of my elbow, my neck is bruised. And I feel like shit.

Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 04:20:44 No.4273732

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>>4273731
The end.

MrMemer !!2CH3w3aE3Y ID:xmjhfrq4 Wed 28 Oct 2026 06:18:06 No.4273911

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Chud ID:YiXJzFkh Wed 28 Oct 2026 15:58:12 No.4275432

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Immelmann ID:rudya3sl Wed 28 Oct 2026 16:01:28 No.4275451

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>ITT we make a George Floyd Creepypasta
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