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suicidalnamefag ID:wLU4IGcr Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:22:52 No.4236847

hey guys im gonna go to the store and buy 200 packets of paracetemol and eat them all and pretend like im dying and say good bye and come back tomorrow and act like nothing happened okay thank you

suicidalnamefag ID:xLAADTv3 Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:23:06 No.4236852

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this is a gem that will save the soysphere

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Chud ID:D2C9wrNt Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:23:44 No.4236858

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>hey guys im gonna go to the store and buy 200 packets of paracetemol and eat them all and pretend like im dying and say good bye and come back tomorrow and act like nothing happened okay thank you

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Chud ID:Jj8fJgYt Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:24:36 No.4236865

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teto unironically mindbroke you bro, get back to training

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Chud ID:caOnVXMr Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:28:13 No.4236900

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>>4236847
<Hey guys im kanye west
<Remember to stream my new album BULLY DELUXE
<I will be donating to palestine for every grammy it wins this year
<Now me rhyme fest and mickie will perform a fan favorite

>That nigga Mikkey - uh
>Kanye - y'all know, heh heh

>Man, I was sick of them bill collectors callin' my crib
>And the filthy ass roaches tryin' to crawl in my shit (All in a nigga's cereal)
>Before I flip, nigga had to keep callin' them tricks
>See I spit now, now these hoes all on my dick ("Oh, you're a rapper?!")
>Like "Mikkey, won't you take me out?"
>Chick please, it takes more than a rat to get cheese
>You can lick deez
>I worked hard to get G's
>You can strip tease
>That's too freaky? Well, bitch - leave!
>I'm a cheap nigga
>Keep my money discreet, nigga
>'Cause chickens keep talkin' in the streets, nigga
>So I keep itchy
>With a clip that'll spit fifty
>Make fifty million spittin' over beats, nigga - please, nigga

<I just got a good ass job
<The pay is good, but the work is too hard
<And I don't want to work anymore
<So I won't stop 'til I reach the top
<Now I just bought a brand new car
<GS4 but the notes is too high
<So I'm gonna hit the club and pull some hoes
<Before they re-possess my ride

<Nigga please
<You work for UPS
<I work for Mickey D's
<I plotted on stickin' niggas for at least fifty G's
<Run up in they crib for the safe and the keys
<Y'all ain't safe around me
<We done made wild stacks
<Made it to Cadillacs
<And still get pulled over for <'Drivin' While Black'
<While back bill collectors call
<We ain't answer ("He ain't here")
<Light company will have to come and blow out our candles
<Now you know, I gots to take a plane to Jamaica
<I dream cast like Sega
<We workin' with some paper
<This spins a lot different from the Cutlass I was whippin'
<Y'all niggas still trippin'
<Got beef? Pop the clip in
<Only a bitch would worry about his obituary
<Don't worry, I got something that'll get you very close to that
<Burn tracks, I ain't supposed to rap, niggas told me that
<Now bitch, kiss my plaques - c'mon

<I just got a good ass job
<The pay is good, but the work is too hard
<And I don't want to work anymore
<So I won't stop 'til I reach the top
<Now I just bought a brand new car
<GS4 but the notes is too high
<So I'm gonna hit the club and pull some hoes
<Before they re-possess my ride

^I used to work at Steak N Shake, 30 hours a week
^Niggas ain't even supervisors, tryin' to act like they chief
^Talkin' bout "Get them fries - naw, turn the meat"
^Soundin' like a bitch
^Hit him in his mouth, then quit
^Try to picture this -
^A king on a slave ship
^Workin' the graveshift and ain't even made shit
^Tell my crooked ass uncle put me up on the lip?
^Drop grease, then slip, get insurance, take trips
^Nigga, what? Set it up
^Get with shorty in the front
^I've been skimmin' off the register
^"Now Che…" "Shut the fuck up and do it my way"
^Don't get caught on camera on your off day
^Like Ice Cube on 'Friday'
^If I worked in the mall, I'd be sellin' Coogis out the back
^Got a gig at Blockbuster, sellin' movies out my 'Lac
^Any job that I'm at, I'm gettin' goofys for they stacks
^If the supervisor comes - nigga, be cool and relax
^Y'all be workin' hard, I be hardly workin'
^And even though our check small, our pockets hardly hurtin'
^If I was a DJ, it wouldn't take me long
^Before drug dealers paid me to play they wack ass songs
^C'mon

<I just got a good ass job
<The pay is good, but the work is too hard
<And I don't want to work anymore
<So I won't stop 'til I reach the top
<Now I just bought a brand new car
<GS4 but the notes is too high
<So I'm gonna hit the club and pull some hoes
<Before they re-possess my ride

Colorjak Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:30:24 No.4236921 Report

Send ass pics before you go

Colorjak Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:31:10 No.4236928 Report

Quoted By: >>4236936 >>4236952

>>4236847
Not to sound leaky but if Salt's moderation team wasn't so negligent this faggot would've been banned ages ago. I don't think even late Quote era jannies would've allowed him to shit up the catty as much as he does

Chud ID:Jj8fJgYt Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:32:33 No.4236936

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>>4236928
they probably hope hes underaged and can groom him unironically

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tetoposter !9CCF/.PpKs ID:Va2X^tP6 Tue 20 Oct 2026 16:35:02 No.4236952

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>>4236928
its bc me and salt are secret lovers actually

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