Man goes to a forest with his shotgun. He shoots everything up but kills no one. And then a bear comes from behind and says: "Either I'm gonna kill you or you get fucked by me". The man wants to live so he chooses the second humiliating option. He comes back next day with an automatic rifle and he wants revenge, he shoots and destroys everything and it again kills no one. The bear comes back from behind and says: "You didn't learn your lesson? You got the same options". He again chose the 2nd option. Next day he comes back with machine gun and grenades and wants revenge even more. He destroys everything including bearcave but kills no one again. The bear comes back from behind and says: "Man do you even come here to hunt?"