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SOPHIA. SOPHIA YOU DISGUST ME
AND YOUR PARENTS ALIKE. SOPHIA, STOR
GETTING DRUNK AND VENTING TO BODEGA
CLERKS. THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN FREQUENTING
AS OF LATE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH. HE
MASTURBATES TO YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME.
SOMETIMES HE CAN'T EVEN WAIT THAT LONG
AND HE'LL CAUTIOUSLY START RIGHT THERE,
UNDER THE REGISTER, WHEN HE THINKS
NOBODY IS AROUND. SOPHIA, YOU'RE GONNA
GET RAPED AGAIN IF YOU KEEP DRINKING LIKE
YOU DO IN THE PLACES YOU GO.
SOPHIA, THOSE "CUTE, WELL-READ, PROFEMALE" NYU GUYS BUY THEIR ROOFIES THE
SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DOES: WITH
WADDED AND SWEATY CASH, GIDDILY, HALFERECT AT THE THOUGHT OF THE NIGHT AHEAD.
IN THE HOURS LEADING UP TO SAID NIGHT,
THEY'LL STARE INTO THE PILL LIKE A MAGIC
EIGHT BALL. "WILL I GET LUCKY TONIGHT?" NE
SAYS, SHAKING IT AROUND IN THE BAG. IT
SETTLES AND READS "YES, GRANTED THE
BATHROOM DOOR HAS A LOCK AND THE MUSIC
IS LOUD". SOPHIA, YOU SAD SOW - YOU
BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF. SOPHIA YOU
RAPED THE WORLD WITH BAD DECISIONS AND
NOW IT RAPES YOU BACK. HOW MANY TIMES
WILL YOU EXCUSE A MESSY DRUNKEN NIGHT
WITH JESUS' DYING ON THE CROSS. THAT
WASN'T FOR YOUR SINS. YOUR SINS ARE
YOURS, AND YOURS ALONE. YOUR SINS ARE
YOURS TO CARRY.
YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WHO SPEND ALL
DAY SHIT-TALKING RELIGIOUS FAITH ON
REDDIT? JESUS DIED FOR THEIR SINS, EVEN,
BUT NOT YOURS. HOW PATHETIC, SOPHIA. NE
DIED FOR MINE, SOPHIA. DO YOU WANNA SEE
HOW I'VE SINNED LATELY? SOPHIA, YOU
BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, SOPHIA THE SAD
SOW. SAD, SAD, PATHETIC AND SAD. SOPHIA,
FIX THIS. SOPHIA, ONLY A PACT WITH SATAN
CAN SAVE YOU NOW. SOPHIA, SOPHIA, SOPHIA.
STOP READING BUZZFEED SOPHIA STOP NOW.
STOP SHARING THEIR LISTS. STOP DRINKING
BAREFOOT WINE ALONE. STOP DRINKING
SUTTER HOME ALONE.
BUY A GUN SOPHIA. POINT IT AT YOUR HEAD
WHEN YOU ARE SAD, HALF-JOKINGLY, HALFSERIOUS. IT'S USUALLY UNLOADED AND THE
DRY FIRE CLICK MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD BUT
THIS MORNING I BROKE INTO YOUR APARTMENT
AND PUT A LIVE ROUND IN THE CHAMBER.
TONIGHT, AFTER YOU GET WINE-DRUNK YET
AGAIN, YOU'LL PICK IT UP AND SCARE YOUR
GAY NEIGHBORS. WHAT A WAY TO GO.
COMMITTING SUICIDE BY ACCIDENT BUT
NOBODY EVER KNOWS THAT. THEY WILL
ALWAYS THINK YOU WANTED OUT, REALLY
REALLY BAD.LOL.
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