Communism is when the government confiscates your poop and redistributes it to the masses.
Capitalism is when you own your poop and can sell it.
Distributionism is when you own your poop, but everyone is afforded a diet which enables them to poop by the municipal government.
Mercantilism is when only the king's royally chartered nobles are allowed to poop.
Syndicalism is where people form syndicates based around their diets and democratically decide how they'll poop and what they'll do with the poop.