Funniest part? People pay for this out of their own pocket. I could easily cause more damage. If that's exactly what you need, pay me instead.
Alcohol is classified as a Group 1 carcinogen and is strongly linked to at least seven types of cancer, including breast, bowel (colorectal), liver, oral cavity, pharyngeal, laryngeal, and esophageal cancers.
Beyond cancer, alcohol use contributes to liver cirrhosis, high blood pressure, cardiovascular disease, impaired brain function.