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ID:exDxT3sN No.4121626 United States View View Original Report
Soy Patient Files: Soy Patient 1642 Threat Level: High
Biology: Human Description: Patient 1642 appears to be a bald man with a scraggly beard and glasses, 1642 is mentally ill and believes that is name is corgan rines and is a explorer from the 1600's, expicility from the mayflower. 1642 wears a pilgrim outfit and hat and has a orange wig on his head. 1642's rambelings talk about "Genocide, Killing, And Death". 1642 causes destruction and death wherever it goes, 1642 once caused a wide site break of security cameras and lights. he then ran around with a musket and short axe and started beheading and killing staff and other patients he then went to the "Japanese Mentally Identity Abosorbtion" Area and killed everyone there. 1642 has a hatred of every single different nationality and ethinicty besides his own. 1642 is locked in a replica of a pilgrim ship that contains his cell, all weapons and melee weapons are to be removed from his container.
Audio Log, taped over 1000 days Doctor Soyackson: hello 1642, do you what day it is 1642: IT IS THANKSGIVING, SAY GRACE 1642 picks up a sharp axe and throws it into the wall next to soyackson.
1642 then is restrained and a electric collar is placed on his neck.