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ID:vBVcYWny No.4121184 United States View View Original Report
>Shoving your penis into a barnacle or a cluster of them would cause severe physical injury and a high risk of dangerous infection.
>Barnacle shells are made of sharp, calcified plates. They act like jagged glass or razor blades and will easily slice through sensitive skin. Marine environments are full of harmful bacteria, such as Vibrio vulnificus. Any cut sustained in the ocean or from a marine animal can introduce these bacteria directly into your bloodstream, leading to severe infections, tissue necrosis, or sepsis. Small pieces of the brittle shell can break off and become embedded deep inside the wound, requiring surgical removal.
>In short, doing this will result in immediate pain, heavy bleeding, and a mandatory trip to the emergency room.