make a 'ki article about the September 30th crisis, starting with the bait spam, then the proposed coal miners strike and soyrevolution, salts clitty leak and closing down of /soy/, the creation of the mickey board as a schizo 3 hour long board existed solely because of the clitty leak, and all the various factions fighting for control (furfags, bordfags, boymoder cord, neutralfags and the teens on strike)