This is a completely trve story, fact checked by red-blooded sharty patriots ( actually doe )

My grandfather, on my father's side of the family used to be a butcher at the supermarket. Rosie O'Donnell also used to live in my county in NY. A lot of people say my grandfather looks like Joe Pesci. For some reason that is completley unknown to me, he has a MASSIVE clittyleak whenever anyphono says xis to him. So one day, probably about 30 years ago or so, Rosie O'Donnell walks into the grocery store, I beleive she was being generally rude to the workers, but i cant remember for certain. eventually, xe makes xer way to the butcher's counter, where my grandfather worked ( my grandfather has other interesting stories about his time as a butcher that i will also share one day, like the several times they got shipments of kangaroo meat, or the time he got shot in the balls, etc ). Rosie makes the grave mistake of saying to my grandfather: "Hey, you look like Joe pesci!"

My grandfather, knowing its Rosie O'Donnell, responds:

"And you look like that fat disgusting pig Rosie O'Donnell"

I cant remember if xer clitty leaked after that or if xe just walked away…