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Let's conceive a mind experiment. < You are in an empty room, except for a bucket in the middle. There is also a door that leads to outside of the room. You can leave the room at any time. There is nothing stopping you from leaving the room. If you leave the room, you will get 10$. However, you can take another route, and poop in the bucket. Pooping in the bucket is not prohibited; but it's not encouraged, either. There is nothing in the room that hints you towards pooping in the bucket. There i nothing drawing your attention towards the bucket. If you poop in the bucket, nothing will change. If you poop and then leave the room, you will get 9$ right now and 1$ a day later. Your poop will haunt you in your dreams, but only a little. However, there is also an elephant in the room. It's invisible. It eats poop. If you don't poop in the bucket and leave the room, it will be very indifferent towards your actions, because it already ate poop. However, if you poop in the floor, instead of a bucket, elephant will question your etiquette. < Will you piss on the elephant for 8 dollars?
Poop in my hand and throw it at the elephant while yelling "LAAAARP"
As an honorer of Lord Vishnu I will rape the Elephant. What will I get?
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>>3208902 your response is interesting
>>3208913 Will that birdi thing from don't starve also be there? Because I'll rape it too
>actively admitting to being a zoophile
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>>3208927 It's based and vishnupilled
>>3208925 >>3208909 you will get side glances from the citizens of animal kingdom. You will also get a secret achievement that will make you unable to poop for the rest of your death.
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>>3208902 thank you 'teen…. thank you…
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>>3208909 Baroobkek…
What is this?
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if i pee on the elephant and leave i get 18$?
>>3208942 you will get a random amount betwen -142 dollars and 5 rupees
>>3208933 Can I just have a surgery to let out the poop every time my intestines are full or something?
Get eaten by the elephant and shit inside his stomach
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>>3208944 just when you think you found a loophole
>>3208952 Garfield…
its too vorepilled…
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>>3208947 my friend had to do that after a car accident for like 3 months. i think he contemplated suicide every day
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>>3208952 how are you gunna find his invisible stomach dumbass
>>3208955 > immediately thinking about core Aussiecux…
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>>3208959 Geez. Must cause a bank to do it everytime too
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>>3208966 that's what It is doe
>>3208961 Idk I didn't read the post
>>3208953 the poop will revolt. the poop will seek revenge
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>>3208971 well dont bother because no matter what youre mot getting 18$ apparently
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>>3208973 If the poops die do niggers die too?
>>3208966 ew im not a brapnigger furfag
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>>>3208961 >Idk I didn't read the post
>>3208981 You said you love Alunya on terraria doe
>>3208987 i literally NEVER SAID THAT I WAS LEAKING ABOUT ALUNYA YOU RETARD
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>>3208987 did he mean romanian alunya or spanish alunya?
>>3208995 No I'm talking about the cat girl
>>3208994 Admit you love alunya chuddy
>>3209006 kill yourself
id rather die than be another troonslop spamming simp faggot
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>>3209003 the one with or without a penis?
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>>3209017 holy shit what a homo geeeeeeeg
>>3209011 I'm sorry :(
I just think she's cute…
>>3209025 Don't judge me I'll cry :(
Rerail this thread back niggers
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>>3209032 has saying that ever worked?
>>3209039 No but he's easily swayed so maybe
>>3209047 ??????
meds
my mind is fort nox
>>3209050 Wow…
I guess you hate me then…
>>3209050 the elephant poops in your mind. It's invisible so it can easily get past your fort defenses. It poops and than eats it's own poop. Fame on you
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>>3209062 Based and pooppilled
>>3209062 Does this mean that I can rape the Elephant?
>>3209062 i would pick up my poop and throw it at him regardless
while saying LAAAAARPS
>>3209067 AHHHH YOU UNZIPPED ME
ITS ALL COMING BACK!!
ITS ALL COMING BACK I HATE YOU
>>3209072 you do you. But you will be put in jail for mental zoophilia molestement
>>3209072 Indonesian excellence
>>3209075 Wow…
I see how it is…
>>3209072 Based and Islampilled
>>3209088 Geg that episode is really funny
I like the part where Charlie pulls out the doves
>>3209085 >>3209082 I did say that I hypothetical honorerr w
Vishnu of would this do
>>3209081 Well there aren't any surveillance inside that room probably
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Or was it a pigeon?
>>3209092 im not easily swayed groomerpedo
>>3209098 I guess our friendship is over then…
>>3209094 But the elephant is already within your mind fortress. And there is a surveillance inside your mind. It's called conscience. And it will bring you to JUSTICE.
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>>3209106 Chills bro…. Chills….
>>3209109 stoipw hat
wha aare you stuopping
>>3209115 Being obsessed o algo asi
>>3209117 marge
who obsessed
obsessed with who
>>3209119 STOP YOU ARE MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK
>>3209117 >>3209119 obsession is just a binky pacifier for mindful thinkers. And I am going bring PAIN into the nursery rhyme of T-T-T-TAKE THAT taste the pain.
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>>3209127 STUPID NIGGER GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
>>3209130 being obsessed is giga actually
>>3209127 marge
are you mocking me?
i dont say that
>>3209136 Idk what I'm saying I'm sorry :(
>>3209138 cant tell if youre trying to manipulate me or not
>>3209145 Nvm just forget it
>>3209145 From my perspective it's actually (you) scots. Since Garfield acts like more like a caca
>>3209148 >>3209145 I pronounce you an australian and wife
>>3209152 I am not a woman. I was never a woman. And I will never be a woman m.
>>3209150 kys im not a groomer
hes older than me by a few months probably
>>3209152 russian excellence
>>3209158 Give me your exact date of birth
>>3209155 >>3209158 maybe the room is a metaphor. For life. And the elephant is just a ghost of our past mischiefs. The elephant is (You) from an alternate universe where everyone is an invisible elephant. The room is empty. The bucket is just your second personality.
>>3209158 If you really think that then I suppose I am the one here that might seem like a groomer since I am probably a little older than you two
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>maybe the room is a metaphor. For life. And the elephant is just a ghost of our past mischiefs. The elephant is (You) from an alternate universe where everyone is an invisible elephant. The room is empty. The bucket is just your second personality.
>>3209167 holy datamine
im 18
>>3209176 OYYYY REPORTED
>>3208890 ya s'em kakashki pervee
>>3209195 That's not a month
Does the elephant drink piss?
>>3209205 You are obsessed
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>>3209213 it's offensive to it's culture
>>3209260 Meds made by Jews
>>3209281 stop taking those meds
Become gigapilled
>>3209172 Then us getting cash is a metaphor on how we would do anything for money. Include besmirch our selves
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>>3209292 cash is just woter from our subcosniousnesses
>>3209295 >>3209331 Reported. Quote won.
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>>3209286 I'm gonna do this
>>>3209295 >>>3209331 >Reported. Quote won.
>>3209345 >>3209340 >>3209331 >>3209295 Can you stop ruining my poopy threaderino with your undisguised fetishes
>>3209130 Get out. We don't cotton to freaks.
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>>3209358 dont include me in the repppey bro i dont support that.
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>>3209047 a tactical genius on the battlefield if I've ever seen one. i salute you
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>>3209359 well really it depends on the kind of freak. rick james doesnt get enough credit for his stance on this
>>3209414 Oh yeah? I don"t polycotton to coping tropes, even my own.
>>3209431 heh, so fixated on being on being friends
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>>3209434 I killed him hard. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice"
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>>3209434 Later, chompsky honk.
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>>3209451 Look at him, not understanding our esoteric rigamarole
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>>3209486 not gunna lie im just a huge fan of rick james
>>3209497 nusoi… watch xavier NOW